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Things you like to hear in the office

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    Things you like to hear in the office

    Loud American: "Well, he's in that position because XXX wanted to see some Indians in the org chart."

    If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

    #2
    Flippin' heck - really????
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      #3
      I prefer to hear "cakes in the usual place".
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #4
        The ice cream vans outside
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #5
          "that contractor over there knows his stuff... glad we hired him"

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Wikir Man View Post
            Loud American: "uurrrgghhh, arghh, get me an ambulance!"
            ftfy
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              "that contractor over there knows her stuff... glad we hired her"

              - happens to me all the time ...... honest
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                #8
                Originally posted by cojak View Post
                Flippin' heck - really????
                Yep - they are doing some kind of big restructuring operation behind me, and going through who is who for that org / project team.

                Not my project, but it's very interesting to hear.

                I also like the loud American (who is the only person I have heard speak in the team this morning) telling everyone about how "ABC is really loud and opinionated".
                If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Wikir Man View Post
                  I also like the loud American (who is the only person I have heard speak in the team this morning) telling everyone about how "ABC is really loud and opinionated".
                  Next time he says it, hold up a mirror, see if he catches sight of his own reflection

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Wikir Man View Post

                    Loud American: "Well, he's in that position because XXX wanted to see some Indians in the org chart."

                    Perhaps he meant Red Indians, as opposed to chiefs.
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