Voting Conservative gives you cancer.

[DimPrawn]

It's in the Guardian.

You have been warned.

[Churchill]

Don't talk bollocks.

Mods, for goodness sake!

[Platypus]

Don't talk bollocks.

Mods, for goodness sake!

If Dave can't match Gordo's "Cancer Guarantees" then fewer people will be diagnosed, therefore voting Tory makes you die of cancer.

EDIT: which I believe is what Gordo is actually trying to imply.