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**TimberWolf** · 28 April 2010, 11:54

I'm going to squeeze his hand so hard it'll be deformed for life.

**shaunbhoy** · 28 April 2010, 12:19

"Okay everyone............let's see who can pull the best "I've just had a minor stroke" face"

**original PM** · 28 April 2010, 12:21

Don't fancy yours much Sarah

**NotAllThere** · 28 April 2010, 12:26

I'm 90 you know.

**chef** · 28 April 2010, 13:03

Maggie: prrrrrrp
Sarah: ewwww what's that smell?
Gordon: left side up, right side up and smile, see just like they trained me.. perfect

**Churchill** · 28 April 2010, 13:10

Gordon : Women are alright I suppose but you can't beat the real thing, Peter!!!

**sasguru** · 28 April 2010, 13:15

Maggie thinking: Fooking koontish twunt knob-jockey winking pot noodler. Can't exactly refuse to shake his hand though. I'll have to wash it with bleach afterwards.

**northernladuk** · 28 April 2010, 13:36

What am I doing here with these stupid bigotted women....

**MarillionFan** · 28 April 2010, 13:44

"Sue! Sue! I distinctly said get me AndyWs mum!!!'

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