Help
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Flip the election, just realised I've lost my wedding ring !
Collapse
X
-
Flip the election, just realised I've lost my wedding ring !
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
-
simples, go back to the phone box you saw the "advert" in, call him/her up and ask if you can have it back. do this BEFORE you return home this weekend.
or
failing that, take as much cash as you can, book a one way ticket to somewhere nice, write a hastily scribbled note explaining your actions and possibly something about can't dealing with things anymore and then run, then try and enjoy the little time left you have before the wife hunts you down..
it's been nice knowing youThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
-
Originally posted by Tingles View PostWhere did you leave it last?
Hung drawn and quartered will only be the start of the hell thats coming my way.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
-
Comment
-
Originally posted by Gibbon View PostCan't remember, never take it off. Hoping it came off in the night and it's still in bed.
Hung drawn and quartered will only be the start of the hell thats coming my way.
Second - check all your pockets and clothing where it may have become dislodged.
Third - try and retrace your steps and work out what you were doing and where you may have lost it - places where you might have washed your hands, got things out of your pocket etc.
After all that you've probably left it on top of the bathroom cabinet like I always do....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
Comment
-
walk in the house, whistling a happy ditty, when the OH notices (i'd say within 3 seconds given that you're whistling and therefore immediately suspicious) look confused and shocked and state "what do you mean woman? i'm not married, who are you? and what are you doing in my house?" then start laughing hysterically, sit down on the sofa and start rocking while mumbling incoherently and hopefully you'll be sectioned for your own safety and get the sympathy vote.. winnerThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
-
Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostFirst - don't panic.
Second - check all your pockets and clothing where it may have become dislodged.
Third - try and retrace your steps and work out what you were doing and where you may have lost it - places where you might have washed your hands, got things out of your pocket etc.
After all that you've probably left it on top of the bathroom cabinet like I always do.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
-
Originally posted by Gibbon View PostDone all that to no avail, I last remember having it last night in the supermercado.
FFS, women do it all the time.
tulip happens.Comment
-
Originally posted by chef View Postwalk in the house, whistling a happy ditty, when the OH notices (i'd say within 3 seconds given that you're whistling and therefore immediately suspicious) look confused and shocked and state "what do you mean woman? i'm not married, who are you? and what are you doing in my house?" then start laughing hysterically, sit down on the sofa and start rocking while mumbling incoherently and hopefully you'll be sectioned for your own safety and get the sympathy vote.. winner
Like it: go for the diminished responsibility defence. That's tricky in English law though.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment