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    Need anything from Tesco's?

    Well, do ya? If so, you'd better hurry coz I'm putting my shoes on in a mo.

    I'll get some nice danish pastries while I'm out too.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Are you going t'express or t'proper one?

    If you're going t'proper one I'll have half a frozen crispy duck with the pancakes etc.

    My wallet is on t'sideboard!

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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      Well, do ya? If so, you'd better hurry coz I'm putting my shoes on in a mo.

      I'll get some nice danish pastries while I'm out too.
      You stocking up on the KY as well?
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        You stocking up on the KY as well?
        Why? are you visiting him this weekend?

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          #5
          Nope, I bought 8 tins of beans this week so the bunker is stocked up now.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Nope, I bought 8 tins of beans this week so the bunker is stocked up now.
            Hope you're going to capitalise on all that CH4

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Are you going t'express or t'proper one?
              This one. Keep watching and you'll see me there.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                This one. Keep watching and you'll see me there.
                The corner shop?

                Nah, I'll wait...
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  This one. Keep watching and you'll see me there.
                  Given the Urban Dictionary definition of "nack" I'd have expected you to have gone a couple of shops up the road to Curry 2000

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    This one. Keep watching and you'll see me there.
                    Vallance Road? That's where the Crays' mum used to live.

                    (I happened to remember the name, having read a biography of them a few years ago.)
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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