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    The SY01 agony aunt thread

    Post all your woes here. SY01 is here to help.

    Now, who's first.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Post all your woes here. SY01 is here to help.

    Now, who's first.
    I think you and your granny need help

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      #3
      Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
      Interesting. You have a granny fetish. I prescribe 4 bottles of fine real ale and a pot noodle. You'll be right as rain in the morning.

      Next.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Interesting. You have a granny fetish. I prescribe 4 bottles of fine real ale and a pot noodle. You'll be right as rain in the morning.

        Next.
        I think you have taken the founder of Pot Noodle's name a little too literally

        Am on my second ale now. Will report back after number 4.

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          #5
          Dear agony aunt

          I sometimes use a contractor forum on the interweb. I recently noticed that one poster constantly starts attention seeking threads. He is obviously a little lonely and deluded.

          What do you recommend?

          Yours

          MF from Luton
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Dear agony aunt

            I sometimes use a contractor forum on the interweb. I recently noticed that one poster constantly starts attention seeking threads. He is obviously a little lonely and deluded.

            What do you recommend?

            Yours

            MF from Luton
            Well now. Presumably you've tried trolling him off the forums, right? Didn't work huh. Then have you tried posting drivel to throw him off the scent? Mmm hmmm, that' didn't work either right? How about bragging about cage fighting? Ganging up with other forum members that are equally wanton and cretinous? Still no go?

            OK, The solution is simple. Repeatedly slam your head in the door and then you won't mind as much as you'll be tending to your sore head so much you won't notice the poor lonely unfortunate seeking attention in this way.

            Ithangyou.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
              I think you have taken the founder of Pot Noodle's name a little too literally

              Am on my second ale now. Will report back after number 4.
              Nah. Report back after ale no 3 - I really can't wait that long.
              Last edited by Zippy; 30 April 2010, 19:36.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Nah. Report back after ale no 3 - I really can't wait that long.
                Since you ask I feel far better. As to whether I'll feel right as rain in the morning, I have my doubts

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post
                  Since you ask I feel far better. As to whether I'll feel right as rain in the morning, I have my doubts
                  another happy punter. Well done. Try some scratchings as well, if you feel up to it.


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                  <Thump>

                  OK MF that's enough now. An hour of that is more than enough. Feel better?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I recently noticed that one poster constantly starts attention seeking threads. He is obviously a little lonely and deluded.
                    Does he also wet the bed?
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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