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What would you do if you were Brown right now?
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What would you do if you were Brown right now?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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He is probably in a nappy sitting on his rocking horse having a violent argument with the voices in his head right now.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Send in the shock troups. Arrest Clegg and Cameron. Declare a state of emergency. Impose Stalinist communist rule over Britain, and shoot anyone one who complains.
...sorry... what's that...?
Ah. Apparently it's in progress now.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Tell Nick Clegg he can have PR if he joins the Coalition and lie about it afterwards....
GB "Oooo, I never!"
NC "You rotten did, you said"
GB "Ha ha, I had my fingers crossed all the time, tough luck buster!"
NC "Epic Fail me, I've been totally Pwned!"Comment
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If I were Brown right now I would do that funny thing with my mouth (tongue too big?), look upon the world with my goodish eye and then think the thoughts a diseased brain would think.Comment
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GB is about to make an announcement in Downing street in a little while but won't be answering questions. He's already said he won't resign.Comment
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