The Labour Government; cloacal residue

[Mich the Tester]

Ever had that problem when you go for a really good tulip and no matter how many times you flush, there’s still a great big skidmark left in the pot? Or the even worse problem that however much you wipe your arse there’s still tulip on the paper and you just can’t get it really refreshingly clean?

That’s the Labour government that is. You can flush, wipe, sit down again and push a bit harder, but the reality is you’re going to end up with that nasty pong coming from your pants until you can get home and have a good shower.

Be warned, this could linger for a lot longer.

[Churchill]

Ever had that problem when you go for a really good tulip and no matter how many times you flush, there’s still a great big skidmark left in the pot? Or the even worse problem that however much you wipe your arse there’s still tulip on the paper and you just can’t get it really refreshingly clean?

Too many Kroketten?

[Mich the Tester]

Too many Kroketten?

Not me. I never eat deep fried food; leaves too much residue. I would never vote Labour either; leaves too much residue.

[churkus]

Ever had that problem when you go for a really good tulip and no matter how many times you flush, there’s still a great big skidmark left in the pot? Or the even worse problem that however much you wipe your arse there’s still tulip on the paper and you just can’t get it really refreshingly clean?

That’s the Labour government that is. You can flush, wipe, sit down again and push a bit harder, but the reality is you’re going to end up with that nasty pong coming from your pants until you can get home and have a good shower.

Be warned, this could linger for a lot longer.

you need to get more fibre into your diet.

[Sysman]

That’s the Labour government that is. You can flush, wipe, sit down again and push a bit harder, but the reality is you’re going to end up with that nasty pong coming from your pants until you can get home and have a good shower.

Be warned, this could linger for a lot longer.

Klingons.

Can Zeity help us?

[Mich the Tester]

you need to get more fibre into your diet.

Thanks Gillian!

[churkus]

Thanks Gillian!

is she a milf, or is it just me?

[Tingles]

is she a milf, or is it just me?

Yes, just you.

[chef]

is she a milf, or is it just me?

surely worthy of a banning for that sick sick comment

[TimberWolf]

yes, just you.

whs