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My Train Journey This Morning

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    My Train Journey This Morning

    So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.

    #2
    You've got wrong forum mate - NGAS about it.

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      #3
      Wilmslowwwwwwww!

      Btw, don't worry about AtW, just put him on your ignore list - everyone else has.

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        #4
        Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
        So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.
        Two questions..........

        1. Was she fit??

        2. Did you have your tongue lolling out and/or your flies open?
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
          So the train was full as usual and I sat in an aisle seat as usual. The seat next to me was empty as it had a reservation on it but its occupant didn't show up so I offered it to a woman stood in the aisle. She said "no thankyou" to which I replied telling her that I could move into the other seat and she could have the aisle seat, really no bother at all. Couldn't believe her response - "Look, just leave it - I don't want your seat!" she snapped and stormed off to stand in the inter carriage area standing on the door sensor every 10 seconds for the remaining 30 minutes of the journey.
          Did she look like Harriet Harman ?
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #6
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            Did she look like Harriet Harman ?
            She was definitely of that ilk.

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              #7
              Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
              She was definitely of that ilk.
              She might have been "up on blocks", if you know what I mean, and conscious of the fact that she may have needed to do the old cottontailed two-step in fairly short order. Know what I mean?
              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                She might have been "up on blocks", if you know what I mean, and conscious of the fact that she may have needed to do the old cottontailed two-step in fairly short order. Know what I mean?
                Unfortunately, yes.

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                  #9
                  Had you been perving at her for most of the journey?
                  Never ask twice, should have taken the first 'no thankyou' as final .

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SuperZ View Post
                    Had you been perving at her for most of the journey?
                    Never ask twice, should have taken the first 'no thankyou' as final .
                    No I hadn't & the only reason I asked again was because I thought she turned me down initially because she was being polite

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