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Vote for AtW to (not) run English football

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    Vote for AtW to (not) run English football

    Ok, enough words - this thread - says it all, now vote on whether I am good enough to run English football to take it to the glory it deserves.

    I promise that my first action will be to sack Beckham and Ferdinand.
    16
    Aye
    50.00%
    8
    Naw
    50.00%
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    #2
    You couldn't run a bath.

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      #3
      bath?

      you couldnt milk a cow..

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        #4
        Har har, har har har

        I expect he'd pick the Burton Albion team on the basis that they're cheap and try hard.
        Why not?

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          #5
          like my..

          cock - a doodle doo -

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            #6
            I can milk a cow

            I can milk a cow. I can also run a bath. In fact, on a good day I think that I could even milk a cow in a bath.

            Does that mean that I could run English Football
            Now what shape of ball do they use again?

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              #7
              I see Alexei and 3 Jocks have cast their votes in favour...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Oh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.

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                  #9
                  Twats like beckham? Hmnnn

                  Originally posted by AtW
                  Oh come on Mordy, you know you want to vote for me - my rule will be that of extreme patience balanced by extremely harsh measures applied to tw@ts like Beckham.

                  It reminds me of that joke.
                  What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
                  One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.
                  Why not?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
                    It reminds me of that joke.
                    What's the difference between David Beckham and a Ferrero Rocher?
                    One is an overpriced overadvertised chocolate and the other is a massively talented footballer with pots of money, a lifestyle most people on this board would kill for and an indifference to envy-based mockery.
                    So Ferrero Rocher is a talented footballer?
                    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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