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Boudica
13th May 2010, 21:33
anyone?

steak?? I don't have any...

Ruse
13th May 2010, 21:37
More information needed, how was it acquired ? But otw that cold pack you keep in the freezer for your
muscle pulls, apply within tea towel to avoid face removal.

TimberWolf
13th May 2010, 21:38
1) Dark glasses. The sun is due to make an appearance over the next few days so it won't look too odd
2) Eye patch. This is best pulled off if you also have a parrot and a hook arm

TimberWolf
13th May 2010, 21:43
I would be interested in knowing how many people have had black eyes, or more specifically what proportion haven't.

Joke:
Q: Why has your girl friend got two black eyes?
A: Because she didn't listen the first time

Boudica
13th May 2010, 21:43
ARRRGGHHH me harties, we should have a pirate smiley.

cupboard attacked me.:bang:

Boudica
13th May 2010, 21:45
I would be interested in knowing how many people have had black eyes, or more specifically what proportion haven't.

Joke:
Q: Why has your girl friend got two black eyes?
A: Because she didn't listen the first time

oi! this is a misoginy-free zone! :ladybags:

except when mf is here and he is a big girl's blouse-wearer anyhow

Ruse
13th May 2010, 21:46
Actually, why try to hide it, I can gurantee you will get more personal space on the tube/train and probably a whole row to yourself.

Last year I had an incident where I had seven stitches across my eyebrow(fell over drunk) and people would actually walk out of the train carriage when they saw me sit down.

Boudica
13th May 2010, 21:48
Actually, why try to hide it, I can gurantee you will get more personal space on the tube/train and probably a whole row to yourself.

Last year I had an incident where I had seven stitches across my eyebrow(fell over drunk) and people would actually walk out of the train carriage when they saw me sit down.

reminds me of when i shaved my head, i was 15, which was quite a long time ago. it was pre-sinead and i am not one tenth as attractive... people looked genuinely frightened

TimberWolf
13th May 2010, 21:50
Actually, why try to hide it, I can gurantee you will get more personal space on the tube/train and probably a whole row to yourself.

Last year I had an incident where I had seven stitches across my eyebrow(fell over drunk) and people would actually walk out of the train carriage when they saw me sit down.

Smelling of wee would be more effective and easier though?

Boudica
13th May 2010, 21:52
Smelling of wee would be more effective and easier though?

everyone one the tube smells of wee or body odour or mcdonalds

Ruse
13th May 2010, 21:53
Smelling of wee would be more effective and easier though?

After innumerable pints, long lines of white powder and 6 hours in Whitechapel A&E that may have been true also, but I don't thnk so....

Ruse
13th May 2010, 21:57
reminds me of when i shaved my head, i was 15, which was quite a long time ago. it was pre-sinead and i am not one tenth as attractive... people looked genuinely frightened

If you are female and shaved your head pre-sinead, what exactly were you trying to say exactly, or is t all a blur now ?

NickFitz
13th May 2010, 22:08
reminds me of when i shaved my head, i was 15, which was quite a long time ago. it was pre-sinead and i am not one tenth as attractive... people looked genuinely frightened


Cute little dropout, how come you pack a rod
Is your mother in a clinic? Has your father got no job?
Sometimes you're so impulsive,
You shaved off all your hair
You look like Boris Karloff and you don't even care

You're dancin' at the Zombie Zoo,
Dancin' at the Zombie Zoo
Painted in a corner and all you wanna do is
Dance down at the Zombie Zoo


- Tom Petty, Zombie Zoo

Ruse
13th May 2010, 22:23
Cute little dropout, how come you pack a rod
Is your mother in a clinic? Has your father got no job?
Sometimes you're so impulsive,
You shaved off all your hair
You look like Boris Karloff and you don't even care

You're dancin' at the Zombie Zoo,
Dancin' at the Zombie Zoo
Painted in a corner and all you wanna do is
Dance down at the Zombie Zoo


- Tom Petty, Zombie Zoo

Nice one, I like it..., must get it it on vinyl

Churchill
14th May 2010, 06:27
anyone?

steak?? I don't have any...

A cure?

Prevention is better than cure...


oi! this is a misoginy-free zone! :ladybags:

except when mf is here and he is a big girl's blouse-wearer anyhow

You're having a Giraffe! Btw, put the kettle on love!

Boudica
14th May 2010, 10:03
i didn't come here to be insulted


....that can happen anywhere


have a good day churchill et al - i'm off to finish my very very very overdue essay and try not to be distracted by the interwebby thingy

Mr Crosby
14th May 2010, 10:08
Did you also end up pissing in your suitcase last night?

gricerboy
14th May 2010, 11:06
anyone?

steak?? I don't have any...

Fisticuffs? That's not very ladylike!

Churchill
14th May 2010, 11:20
Fisticuffs? That's not very ladylike!

How do you know? Are you a "Lady" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/emily.shtml)?

Which one are you? Florence or Emily?