too much perfume

[Boudica]

i was sitting up the top of a bus at the front, minding my own business, when this old woman with FAR TOOO much perfume on insists I move my bag so she can sit beside me. EVERY other seat was vacant her perfume was overwhelming and I had to move.

please, if you wear scent do it gently, you might kill someone

[thunderlizard]

My nan's just got back from bingo. She was telling me how she'd got on the bus and somebody there stank really badly of cider and kebabs. But she's a very kind and tactful lady, so she went and sat down next to her and gave her a few sneaky blasts of Chanel No. 5 to spare everyone's blushes.

[Churchill]

i was sitting up the top of a bus at the front, minding my own business, when this old woman with FAR TOOO much perfume on insists I move my bag so she can sit beside me. EVERY other seat was vacant her perfume was overwhelming and I had to move.

please, if you wear scent do it gently, you might kill someone

You're GricerBoy in drag and I claim my 5 crispy pounds.

[Boudica]

You're GricerBoy in drag and I claim my 5 crispy pounds.

i'm going to cry

[Churchill]

i'm going to cry

Don't do that! CM is going to shout at me now!

[Fred Scuttle]

Hello forum members and guests. I am from Australia and I am surprised of the number of contractors who use public transport. Next week I will leave my car at home and try it too.

Nice to be on the forum.

[Boudica]

Don't do that! CM is going to shout at me now!

someone has to remind you who is boss

[Boudica]

Hello forum members and guests. I am from Australia and I am surprised of the number of contractors who use public transport. Next week I will leave my car at home and try it too.

Nice to be on the forum.

hello, from australia, o dear.

are you from the margaret thatcher school of 'if you are over 30 and on a bus you are a loser' school of thought?

i have a car but it is faster to travel with the plebs and international white trash in london
take that by way of welcome to the forum, it's a laugh

[Churchill]

someone has to remind you who is boss

She does...

[Scary]

Hello forum members and guests. I am from Australia and I am surprised of the number of contractors who use public transport. Next week I will leave my car at home and try it too.

Nice to be on the forum.

Just make sure to stay south of the motorway around London.