In case you hadn’t noticed. I think I’ll leave shortly and go to the pub before I punch someone’s face in.
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I am in a stinking mood today
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I am in a stinking mood today
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIn case you hadn’t noticed. I think I’ll leave shortly and go to the pub before I punch someone’s face in.
It's friday, go home, open a nice bottle of red and think "Feck it"Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I just had to ask my accountant to send me a P45, I feel sick thinking about joining the corporate borg.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIn case you hadn’t noticed. I think I’ll leave shortly and go to the pub before I punch someone’s face in.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'll bet you don't feel as bad as this:
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat's me when I'm surrounded by "testers"...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPut your gumshield in and I’ll get my stepladder.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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This is the first thread I read on CUK today. I'm now looking forward to finding a rampage of posts...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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