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MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 21:38
Fill yeh boots you tagging pedant tosser!

MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 21:56
Lightship. Don't be such a fkcing pussy. Next time, post in the thread and don't leave the audit trail on your tags!

Boudica
14th May 2010, 21:56
it wasn't me

i don't know how to make it show up in the cloud, maybe tag the same thing lots, i'm not as stupid as they dress me, maybe lol:ladybags::tumble:

suityou01
14th May 2010, 21:58
Fill yeh boots you tagging pedant tosser!

so we are both as popular as a fart in a spacesuit? I console myself with the fact I am much better looking and far richer that yaaaaaaaaaw.

HTH

Boudica
14th May 2010, 22:01
fart spacesuit

suityou01
14th May 2010, 22:02
fart spacesuit

well done, can I suggest wiping the foam from your chin, squinting your eyes a litte and reading the whole sentence? Keep going champ, you'll get there :D

MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 22:03
well done, can I suggest wiping the foam from your chin, squinting your eyes a litte and reading the whole sentence? Keep going chump, you'll get there :D

ftfy

Drewster
14th May 2010, 22:05
:eek :eek :eek :eek

The MF and Suity Alliance.... What next.... Torys and Lib Dems.....


........... D'Oh!!!

MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 22:06
I just added tags based on the subject of your "Pointless MF Crap" thread. :rollin:

Aha! My new Tag snooper is working well.

Thanks for the code Nick. I now see all. I am all seeing, I am impotent!!!!!! :moo haa haa:

MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 22:07
:eek :eek :eek :eek

The MF and Suity Alliance.... What next.... Torys and Lib Dems.....


........... D'Oh!!!

Get back in your box Milliband! There's nothing here for you. Well not until May 2015!!!

suityou01
14th May 2010, 22:08
:eek :eek :eek :eek

The MF and Suity Alliance.... What next.... Torys and Lib Dems.....


........... D'Oh!!!

We iz wellard. Looking at sumfink mate? :D

Drewster
14th May 2010, 22:10
We iz wellard. Looking at sumfink mate? :D

You is a manky, flea bitten old mongrel?? Far be it from me to argue!

Boudica
14th May 2010, 22:12
mf why tell us you are impotent? this is not that kind of forum!

it's ed, ed and dave for the labour leadership i wish it was ed, ed and eddie hahahah

MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 22:14
You is a manky, flea bitten old mongrel?? Far be it from me to argue!

Don't mess with us, or I'll let the bedwetter at yeh!!! :mad

http://responsibledog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/3243046.jpg

suityou01
14th May 2010, 22:17
Don't mess with us, or I'll let the bedwetter at yeh!!! :mad

http://responsibledog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/3243046.jpg

and I piss all over your chintzy floral bedclothes, HTH :D

MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 22:17
I just added tags based on the subject of your "Pointless MF Crap" thread. :rollin:

What I love is.. you then untagged them... and then put them back on again!:tantrum:

Boudica
14th May 2010, 22:20
http://curepages.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/impotence.jpg

nature's way of telling you no hard feelings :ohwell

MarillionFan
14th May 2010, 22:23
Honest guv, no I didn't!

I don't know if Nick has the tools to verify, but I promise I did not remove them and put them back. :confused:

I don't know I was guessing that bit. I need the audit log to update on batch first.

Then I'll know!!! THEN I'LL KNOW!!!:tantrum:

MaryPoppins
14th May 2010, 22:42
fart spacesuit

Boudica, are you drinking, or on glue? You're making me laugh, you are sounding a bit tourettes with your posts :laugh

NickFitz
15th May 2010, 02:42
I don't know if Nick has the tools to verify, but I promise I did not remove them and put them back. :confused:

I refer the honourable member to the reply I gave some moments ago (http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/56007-oi-administrator-2.html#post1139440).


Aha! My new Tag snooper is working well.

Thanks for the code Nick. I now see all. I am all seeing, I am impotent!!!!!! :moo haa haa:

I don't see your yql-table for the tag cloud in the Github repository (http://github.com/yql/yql-tables) :confused:

Maybe you're doing it wrong :rolleyes:

Tell you what, try this at the YQL Console (http://developer.yahoo.com/yql/console/):



select * from html
where xpath="//div[contains(@class, 'blockrow')]//a[contains(@class, 'tagcloudlink')]"
and url="http://forums.contractoruk.com/tags/"


and see if it works (http://query.yahooapis.com/v1/public/yql?q=select%20*%20from%20html%20%0A%20%20%20where %20xpath%3D%22%2F%2Fdiv%5Bcontains(%40class%2C%20' blockrow')%5D%2F%2Fa%5Bcontains(%40class%2C%20'tag cloudlink')%5D%22%20%0A%20%20%20and%20url%3D%22htt p%3A%2F%2Fforums.contractoruk.com%2Ftags%2F%22&diagnostics=true) for you :nerd

Hmm, CUK/vBulletin keeps breaking the link - just cut and paste it from above :rolleyes:

mudskipper
15th May 2010, 07:36
There is only one thing in life worse than being tagged, and that is not being tagged.
Oscar Wilde

suityou01
15th May 2010, 07:37
There is only one thing in life worse than being tagged, and that is not being tagged.
Oscar Wilde

I am curious as to what context OW said this, as I'm fairly certain it had nothing to do with tag clouds :D

mudskipper
15th May 2010, 07:38
Just added my first tags. 'seperated' is spelt wrong.
:spel

NickFitz
15th May 2010, 08:14
I am curious as to what context OW said this, as I'm fairly certain it had nothing to do with tag clouds :D

"Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss."

"WHAT?!?"

"Oh, one of Wilde's, Your Majesty... Oscar?"

(See Monty Python's Flying Circus for details.)

NickFitz
15th May 2010, 08:20
Just added my first tags. 'seperated' is spelt wrong.
:spel

Yup, they even got that wrong in the class attributes and CSS: certain elements have the class "seperator" and associated styles :ohwell

Then again, having "separator" as a class with associated styles is epic fail, however it's spelt. They even use "td" as a class value, FFS :suicide:

suityou01
15th May 2010, 08:34
"Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss."

"WHAT?!?"

"Oh, one of Wilde's, Your Majesty... Oscar?"

(See Monty Python's Flying Circus for details.)

A flash of gold, when all around is dark. :D

OwlHoot
15th May 2010, 08:38
There is only one thing in life worse than being tagged, and that is not being tagged.
Oscar Wilde

I am curious as to what context OW said this, as I'm fairly certain it had nothing to do with tag clouds :D

They released him from Reading Jail early, on condition he wore a tag for three months.

HTH

OwlHoot
15th May 2010, 08:40
I refer the honourable member to the reply I gave some moments ago (http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/56007-oi-administrator-2.html#post1139440).

I don't see your yql-table for the tag cloud in the Github repository (http://github.com/yql/yql-tables) :confused:

Maybe you're doing it wrong :rolleyes:

Tell you what, try this at the YQL Console (http://developer.yahoo.com/yql/console/):



select * from html
where xpath="//div[contains(@class, 'blockrow')]//a[contains(@class, 'tagcloudlink')]"
and url="http://forums.contractoruk.com/tags/"


and see if it works (http://query.yahooapis.com/v1/public/yql?q=select%20*%20from%20html%20where%20xpath%3D% 22%2F%2Fdiv%5Bcontains(%40class%2C%20'blockrow')%5 D%2F%2Fa%5Bcontains(%40class%2C%20'tagcloudlink')% 5D%22%20and%20url%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fforums.contrac toruk.com%2Ftags%2F%22&format=json&diagnostics=true&callback=cbfunc) for you :nerd

Holy carp! Sometimes I wonder if I'm entitled to call myself a web developer. :eyes

Boudica
15th May 2010, 14:30
They released him from Reading Jail early, on condition he wore a tag for three months.

HTH

did the tag say 'i am a plonker please kick me'

mudskipper
15th May 2010, 16:27
did the tag say 'i am a plonker please kick me'

Apparently not:


Some tags couldn't be added for the following reason(s):
* You specified a tag that was too long. A tag can only be 25 characters.
Changes that did not cause errors have been applied.

Boudica
15th May 2010, 19:35
Could someone please tell me what a 'fish mitten' is?

i hope it isn't rude

MaryPoppins
15th May 2010, 19:40
Could someone please tell me what a 'fish mitten' is?

i hope it isn't rude

I don't know how to break this to you, but it ain't something you'd want to mention at church.

Boudica
15th May 2010, 20:29
I don't know how to break this to you, but it ain't something you'd want to mention at church.

goodness me, i still don't get it

maybe it is why you are with child and i am without :ohwell

OwlHoot
16th May 2010, 07:09
I don't know I was guessing that bit. I need the audit log to update on batch first.

Then I'll know!!! THEN I'LL KNOW!!!:tantrum:


Could someone please tell me what a 'fish mitten' is?

i hope it isn't rude

I'm sure people must just make up lurid slang to include in urbandictionary.com (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fish%20mitten)

I'd never heard of most of those phrases.

Boudica
16th May 2010, 14:17
i am a plonker please kick me :ohwell

i'm not hip with the kids anymore

MaryPoppins
16th May 2010, 18:21
goodness me, i still don't get it

maybe it is why you are with child and i am without :ohwell

Er - thanks....what are you trying to say?! :grin

shaunbhoy
16th May 2010, 18:23
Er - thanks....what are you trying to say?! :grin

That you are a "game girl"??

:tongue

MaryPoppins
16th May 2010, 18:25
That you are a "game girl"??

:tongue

I think....I think you're right! How very dare she!

Sigh.

Yeah, she's totally right.

:emb

Boudica
16th May 2010, 23:05
Er - thanks....what are you trying to say?! :grin

that you are more worldy-wise than me :emb i was never good with boys, and now they are just bald fat ex-rugby players with bad knees! :tumble:

NickFitz
17th May 2010, 03:00
i was never good with boys

You're doing it right ;)

Churchill
17th May 2010, 07:09
Aha! My new Tag snooper is working well.

Thanks for the code Nick. I now see all. I am all seeing, I am impotent!!!!!! :moo haa haa:

Yeah so we heard. I would've thought the evidence that your kids are little, fat, fluent in Russian and sport moustaches would've been the giveaway... :tumble:

MarillionFan
17th May 2010, 07:11
Yeah so we heard. I would've thought the evidence that your kids are little, fat, fluent in Russian and sport moustaches would've been the giveaway... :tumble:

How did you know my children have moustaches???? Even my daughter!!!!