After a week of lurking

[suityou01]

I wanted to let you all know you are the dullest bunch of posters I have seen in all my days on this forum. Tory fetished, election obsessed, politically biased, 'my lunch' thread oriented, dull, seriously dull, boring, mindnumbingly spirit-crushingly uninteresting bunch of individuals ever.

Thanks to my forum addiction I have begrudgingly come back (you're welcome) and shall inject rays of sunshine into your otherwise dull lives in an effort to make up for humour and all round good content that was previously posted by the posters listed in Zippy's sig. Seriously, can we get back some of those please? Do whatever it takes because this forum is dieing of death (IMVHO).

Thanks

SY01

[MarillionFan]

I wanted to let you all know you are the dullest bunch of posters I have seen in all my days on this forum. Tory fetished, election obsessed, politically biased, 'my lunch' thread oriented, dull, seriously dull, boring, mindnumbingly spirit-crushingly uninteresting bunch of individuals ever.

Thanks to my forum addiction I have begrudgingly come back (you're welcome) and shall inject rays of sunshine into your otherwise dull lives in an effort to make up for humour and all round good content that was previously posted by the posters listed in Zippy's sig. Seriously, can we get back some of those please? Do whatever it takes because this forum is dieing of death (IMVHO).

Thanks

SY01

What I love about you SY01, is that your like a punch drunk boxer who having fought and lost many times before always comes back out of retirement to try and regain the glory years.

Well thats what I thought was meant when Cojak said you were like Freddy Mercury and liked to get beaten about the ring.

[MaryPoppins]

I wanted to let you all know you are the dullest bunch of posters I have seen in all my days on this forum. Tory fetished, election obsessed, politically biased, 'my lunch' thread oriented, dull, seriously dull, boring, mindnumbingly spirit-crushingly uninteresting bunch of individuals ever.

Thanks to my forum addiction I have begrudgingly come back (you're welcome) and shall inject rays of sunshine into your otherwise dull lives in an effort to make up for humour and all round good content that was previously posted by the posters listed in Zippy's sig. Seriously, can we get back some of those please? Do whatever it takes because this forum is dieing of death (IMVHO).

Thanks

SY01

If I found this forum as incredibly boring as you claim to, I'd probably not really bother with it anymore.

Perhaps you could try that approach on for size? I am sure there must be far more interesting fora (?!) out there, willing to bestow on you the attention you seem to crave.

I sound a bit mean here, I am aware of that. I don't intend to - I'm actually genuinely baffled.

[suityou01]

If I found this forum as incredibly boring as you claim to, I'd probably not really bother with it anymore.

Perhaps you could try that approach on for size? I am sure there must be far more interesting fora (?!) out there, willing to bestow on you the attention you seem to crave.

I sound a bit mean here, I am aware of that. I don't intend to - I'm actually genuinely baffled.

I can understand why you are baffled. Don't take this to heart but you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box. If you re-read my original post (print it out and put a ruler beneath the lines, mouth the words if it helps) you will see that my two key reasons for returning are :

Wanting to contribute something interesting to the forum as since the decent contributors have left.
Forum addiction.

If this is still a problem I have visio and can send you a diagram.

HTH

[MaryPoppins]

I can understand why you are baffled. Don't take this to heart but you aren't the sharpest crayon in the box. If you re-read my original post (print it out and put a ruler beneath the lines, mouth the words if it helps) you will see that my two key reasons for returning are :

Wanting to contribute something interesting to the forum as since the decent contributors have left.
Forum addiction.

If this is still a problem I have visio and can send you a diagram.

HTH

I won't take that to heart, thanks for the concern.

Ta for the clarity there.

If I may, I'd like to mention that your first point is effectively nil and void, as well as being grammatically incorrect. I appreciate your intentions, but you are dramatically (and persistently) failing to deliver.

Your second point could be covered by the suggestion made in my original post.

[suityou01]

I won't take that to heart, thanks for the concern.

other waffly bollux

You cleary did, good sport!

[NickFitz]

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and
every day to day event in all its minute and tedious attention to
detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though. Oh,
who cares anyway because I do not so Norman, if you're normal, I intend to
be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages
and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from "Now We Are
Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric
head.

So there...

- Viv Stanshall, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe

P.S. Welcome back SY

[suityou01]

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and
every day to day event in all its minute and tedious attention to
detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though. Oh,
who cares anyway because I do not so Norman, if you're normal, I intend to
be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages
and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from "Now We Are
Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric
head.

So there...

- Viv Stanshall, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe

P.S. Welcome back SY

[shaunbhoy]

Wanting to contribute something interesting to the forum

Well if YOU are willing to so radically break with your traditions, I feel it incumbent upon the rest of us to indulge you. Let us know when you have penned this inaugural masterpiece.

[suityou01]

Well if YOU are willing to so radically break with your traditions, I feel it incumbent upon the rest of us to indulge you. Let us know when you have penned this inaugural masterpiece.

Well, for a kick off I found the true meaning of "bleeding the radiators"

bleed the radiator v. To commit an act of flatulation in which one would be well advised to hold a rag over one's brass eye to prevent sludge going all over the wall.

Upwards from here only now