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Lying children will grow up to be successful citizens

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    Lying children will grow up to be successful citizens

    From the Telegraph:

    Lying children will grow up to be successful citizens

    Researchers have found that the ability to tell fibs at the age of two is a sign of a fast developing brain and means they are more likely to have successful lives.

    They found that the more plausible the lie, the more quick witted they will be in later years and the better their abiliy to think on their feet.

    It also means that they have developed "executive function" - the ability to invent a convincing lie by keeping the truth at the back of their mind.

    “Parents should not be alarmed if their child tells a fib,” said Dr Kang Lee, director of the Institute of Child Study at Toronto Universit who carried out the research.

    “Almost all children lie. Those who have better cognitive development lie better because they can cover up their tracks. They may make bankers in later life.” ...
    I love that crack about bankers
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    #2
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I love that crack about bankers
    Very wrong IMHO - bankers don't actually lie.

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      #3
      It's true I laboured under the misapprehension that honest and strong moral values will reap rewards.

      How wrong was I???

      So I am bringing my kids to be the meanest, bitchiest dishonest little ****ers you could find.

      Means I can relax and look forward to a comfy retirment with them making sure everything I need is paid for.

      Obviously I would not want the hateful bitchy little tulips to come to my house becuase they are not nice people to know -- but hey they will have lots of money and this is important right?

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        #4
        Does this mean we'll be flooded with bankers and lawyers in the future?
        McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
        Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          It's true I laboured under the misapprehension that honest and strong moral values will reap rewards.

          How wrong was I???

          So I am bringing my kids to be the meanest, bitchiest dishonest little ****ers you could find.

          Means I can relax and look forward to a comfy retirment with them making sure everything I need is paid for.

          Obviously I would not want the hateful bitchy little tulips to come to my house becuase they are not nice people to know -- but hey they will have lots of money and this is important right?
          Can you get them to give me a call when they are ready to start working?
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
            Can you get them to give me a call when they are ready to start working?
            'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
            Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
              Can you get them to give me a call when they are ready to start working?
              Alas I fear I was being tongue in cheek with my comments.

              and besides I would not want them to follow in Daddies footsteps and become a pimp for a while now would i?

              I'll make sure they get proper qualifications.........

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                #8
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                Alas I fear I was being tongue in cheek with my comments.

                and besides I would not want them to follow in Daddies footsteps and become a pimp for a while now would i?

                I'll make sure they get proper qualifications.........
                If they dont you know where to find me. I'll either be at the lockup or in the caravan.
                Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                  If they dont you know where to find me. I'll either be at the lockup or in the caravan.
                  Saw you yesterday on the St Trinians film...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
                    If they dont you know where to find me. I'll either be at the lockup or in the caravan.
                    I would prefer it if they turned into hookers


                    at least those pimps have no bones about taking the piss with margins...

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