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    Proper trolling

    And bloody funny:

    The Saga of Bloodninja
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

    #2
    I always liked the conjunction of these two of his chat sessions on bash.org (possibly NSFW if work reads text as opposed to looking out for pictures, and probably blacklisted in lots of places)

    (I also like this one. And this one. And this one's pretty funny. Although this one is probably my favourite.)

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      #3
      Really do people actually go on the web for this rubbish!

      Getting turned on by typing nasty to each other?????

      Snaw you dirty gerty!!! Grrrrrrr.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Really do people actually go on the web for this rubbish!

        Getting turned on by typing nasty to each other?????

        Snaw you dirty gerty!!! Grrrrrrr.

        And I'm spent...
        ftfy.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          ftfy.
          Oh I bet your a doozy at this Churchill

          Drewster : Hi, what you doing today. Wanna Cyber?
          Churchill : Yeah
          Drewster : What you wearing baby?
          Churchill : Combats
          Drewster : You want to take them off for me big boy? I'm so hot <sexy mode on>grrrrrr<sexy mode off>
          Churchill : Yeah
          Drewster : I'm so hot for it baby. I went it like a Nando's chicken on a griddle.
          Churchill : Tasteless?
          Drewster : Yeah, yeah baby, tasteless, do it to me tastless baby.
          Churchill : F**K?
          Drewster : Yeah baby, thats it F**K me
          Churchill : Seriously????
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Oh I bet your a doozy at this Churchill

            Drewster : Hi, what you doing today. Wanna Cyber?
            Churchill : Yeah
            Drewster : What you wearing baby?
            Churchill : Combats
            Drewster : You want to take them off for me big boy? I'm so hot <sexy mode on>grrrrrr<sexy mode off>
            Churchill : Yeah
            Drewster : I'm so hot for it baby. I went it like a Nando's chicken on a griddle.
            Churchill : Tasteless?
            Drewster : Yeah, yeah baby, tasteless, do it to me tastless baby.
            Churchill : F**K?
            Drewster : Yeah baby, thats it F**K me
            Churchill : Seriously????
            Oi MF, you were getting a trifle over excited there weren't you?

            Something tells me that you're so far in the closet, you can stroke Aslan...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Oi MF, you were getting a trifle over excited there weren't you?

              Something tells me that you're so far in the closet, you can stroke Aslan...
              Hats off. Thats a f**king great line.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                I always liked the conjunction of these two of his chat sessions on bash.org (possibly NSFW if work reads text as opposed to looking out for pictures, and probably blacklisted in lots of places)
                What the... IM sex?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Hats off. Thats a f**king great line.
                  Brilliant
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #10
                    Gentlemen, please, you're too kind.

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