iPad justifying...

[stek]

GF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.

So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!

That'll learn her.......

[thunderlizard]

well, the iPad is nothing if not a penis substitute.

[Moscow Mule]

GF finally said I can order an iPad, but only if I lose 10kgs.

So tomorrow I'm at the hossie having my penis removed so that means I can get three at least!

That'll learn her.......

Just ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...

[Mich the Tester]

Just ditch the GF - at least 70kgs in one shot = 7 iPads...

whs

A woman that controls your life and your wallet is like a slave driver. Set yourself free, man.


















unless of course she has big norks

[stek]

So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

Crackin'!

[Churchill]

So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

Crackin'!

Have your hands chopped off, it'll still be about as useful.

What do you want one for?

Personally I'd like to have a crack at porting some software but I'd have to buy a MAC as well. So fuggit!

[FiveTimes]

Personally I'd like to have a crack at porting some software but I'd have to buy a MAC as well. So fuggit!

Has CM not let you get a mac yet

[stek]

So, if I have my legs off, 23.125 iPads!

Crackin'!

But, I quite like my GF, dilemma....

GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....

Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....

[Churchill]

Has CM not let you get a mac yet

If you mean "has she convinced me of the relevant merits of me building a new PC?" then you are of course correct...

[FiveTimes]

But, I quite like my GF, dilemma....

GF or iPad, GF or iPad, GF or stop drinking, GF or stop eating kebabs, GF or stop having fun, GF or tidy up more, GF or freedom, GF,GF,GF.....

Christ OK, let's face it - she's inflatable, Kylie Mk III Provisioning Model, rare Triple Orifice variant, slightly soiled.....

Just improve your game and put a bit more effort in during sexy times. You'll shed the 10kg no problems