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Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.

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    Official CUK Chief Village Idiot appointed.

    Suityou01 has self-nominated for the job.
    Prepare for lots of whining, tedious details about his dull life and puddles of piss everywhere.

    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Suityou01 has self-nominated for the job.
    Prepare for lots of whining, tedious details about his dull life and puddles of piss everywhere.

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      It's been a while since you had your last online breakdown pissypants.

      When can we expect the next one?

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        #4
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        It's been a while since you had your last online breakdown pissypants.

        When can we expect the next one?
        Probably when the receptionist at work looks at him funny
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Probably when the receptionist at work looks at him funny
          Blimey, SAS and Minestrone, a double act. It's like when you chance upon Cannon and Ball on UK Gold and remember just how tulip they were. Carry on lads.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Boring. Nobody's buying it SAS, you need an actual comeback rather than starting a new thread with a weedy 4th-hand insult.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Boring. Nobody's buying it SAS, you need an actual comeback rather than starting a new thread with a weedy 4th-hand insult.
              Can someone help him out with this? Or throw the towel in for him?

              No wait, several have tried this. Mmmmmm. Points for getting back up again SAS, but you should really think about calling this a day. Troll status recinded.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Can someone help him out with this? Or throw the towel in for him?

                No wait, several have tried this. Mmmmmm. Points for getting back up again SAS, but you should really think about calling this a day. Troll status recinded.

                Pfssssssssssss!
                Who's got the mop?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Pfssssssssssss!
                  Who's got the mop?
                  You wet the bed

                  Brill
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Pfssssssssssss!
                    Who's got the mop?
                    Original - No
                    Witty - No
                    Amusing - No

                    SAS mate.... really - take a break!

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