My name is H A B and I have a drinking problem

**alreadypacked** · 18 May 2010, 13:25

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Frack.

I have to go out shortly so I changed my shirt that was a bit rough. I've just had a sip of my coffee and spilt some over my shirt and trousers. When I look at the mess I've made, I realise that I've already got dregs from my cup-a-soup down my shirt.

I thought I was getting better at this.

I'm not sure that I've got anymore clean-ish clothes to change into.

Check the laundry basket.

**Mich the Tester** · 18 May 2010, 13:31

You need to get yourself to the pub sir!

**mudskipper** · 18 May 2010, 16:40

Sounds like you need sponging down.

**xoggoth** · 18 May 2010, 17:02

You should make a sensible prioritisation. Your potty training is much more important socially and you should be practicing daily. When you have mastered that you can concern yourself with these lesser issues.

PS I would never bother with cleanish clothes myself if something did not keep stealing my socks and underpants at night. I think it's that dratted bumblelbee.

**gingerjedi** · 18 May 2010, 17:15

As the old saying goes: "He doesn't drink much, he spills most of it".

**Churchill** · 18 May 2010, 17:17

Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

As the old saying goes: "He doesn't drink much, he spills most of it".

From a landlords point of view a good spiller beats a good drinker any day!

**Mich the Tester** · 18 May 2010, 21:16

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

From a landlords point of view a good spiller beats a good drinker any day!

Yep. Mop it up, squeeze out the mop and sell it as M&B's Mild.

My name is H A B and I have a drinking problem