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Mich the Tester
18th May 2010, 14:14
I’ve just received some flowers from clientco’s clients.

Huh? Flowers? For me?

Churchill
18th May 2010, 14:16
I’ve just received some flowers from clientco’s clients.

Huh? Flowers? For me?

Nice, but I prefer cash.

Do you think it may be because of your impeding doom at the weekend and they don't have the address of the hospital?

Jeebo72
18th May 2010, 14:17
I’ve just received some flowers from clientco’s clients.

Huh? Flowers? For me?

You've obviously gave them the impression that flowers would be a suitable pressie...

alreadypacked
18th May 2010, 14:17
I’ve just received some flowers from clientco’s clients.

Huh? Flowers? For me?

Your in the Netherlands, not unusual to get flowers on your first day or your last. Something they forgot to tell you :tongue

Mich the Tester
18th May 2010, 14:17
Nice, but I prefer cash.

Do you think it may be because of your impeding doom at the weekend and they don't have the address of the hospital?

So do I. I shall replace the greeting card, take them to Lady Tester and claim my rewards.

Churchill
18th May 2010, 14:19
So do I. I shall replace the greeting card, take them to Lady Tester and claim my rewards.

To be greeted with the response "Ok, who is she, what have you done?" :ohwell

Mich the Tester
18th May 2010, 14:19
Nice, but I prefer cash.

Do you think it may be because of your impeding doom at the weekend and they don't have the address of the hospital?

Oh that impending doom. Hmmmm, don’t know. I’ll be alright. I can run quite fast if there are three 18 stone Samoans behind me.

Churchill
18th May 2010, 14:21
Oh that impending doom. Hmmmm, don’t know. I’ll be alright. I can run quite fast if there are three 18 stone Samoans behind me.

Yeah, always assuming they're behind you...

Mich the Tester
18th May 2010, 14:21
Your in the Netherlands, not unusual to get flowers on your first day or your last. Something they forgot to tell you :tongue

No, I just got a new contract signed for two months at 3 days per week, with 5% rate rise. Here comes summer…

TimberWolf
18th May 2010, 14:22
Send them a fresh tulip by way of thanks.

Mich the Tester
18th May 2010, 14:23
Yeah, always assuming they're behind you...

yeah, true; that's the difficult bit.

Mind you, I could manage a very athletic sprint to the touchline, hurdle the fence, sidestep the fat bloke at the clubhouse door and swerve to the bar for a quick pint while the rest get the shit kicked out of them.

Churchill
18th May 2010, 14:24
Send them a fresh tulip by way of thanks.

A warm one... :tumble:

Churchill
18th May 2010, 14:24
yeah, true; that's the difficult bit.

Mind you, I could manage a very athletic sprint to the touchline, hurdle the fence, sidestep the fat bloke at the clubhouse door and swerve to the bar for a quick pint while the rest get the shit kicked out of them.

I like the cut of your jib!

norrahe
18th May 2010, 15:42
No, I just got a new contract signed for two months at 3 days per week, with 5% rate rise. Here comes summer…

So they still haven't found anyone then? :laugh

Mich the Tester
18th May 2010, 15:43
So they still haven't found anyone then? :laugh
They've found three people, who all turned them down, now they've found another one who wants 80k per year, they made him an offer last week and he hasn't called back.

Not really my problem.:happy

shaunbhoy
21st May 2010, 15:47
Your in the Netherlands, not unusual to get flowers on your first day or your last. Something they forgot to tell you :tongue

When I worked in Den Haag briefly in 2000/2001, one of the English guys was given a leaving pressie on his last day. He opened it amongst a throng of fellow workmates to find it was a plastic vagina. To much merriment he responded "That's nice............Two Lips from Amsterdam!"
Boom boom!!

IGMC

Mich the Tester
24th May 2010, 18:44
Do you think it may be because of your impeding doom at the weekend and they don't have the address of the hospital?

:wave: