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The official sasguru comebacks thread.

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    The official sasguru comebacks thread.

    I'll start.

    "Cretin"
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

    #2
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    I'll start.

    "Cretin"
    I'll see your "Cretin" and counter with "Cretin".

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I'll see your "Cretin" and counter with "Cretin".
      Somewhere, a village is missing it's idiot.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Village idiot.
        Edit : Damn you MM. Gurning dead sheep then.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
          Somewhere, a village is missing it's idiot.
          That's not really a sasguru one, it's more of a Shaunbhoy...

          Sasguru just uses "Cretin" most of the time. Thought you'd have seen the funny side in my post. But...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Thought you'd have seen the funny side in my post.
            ...but you forgot to put one in it?
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              ...but you forgot to put one in it?
              Shut it laughing boy!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Shut it laughing boy!
                You know, my fist is quite hard and it's at exactly the right height to destroy your erm...

                erm...

                knee ligaments.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  You know, my fist is quite hard and it's at exactly the right height to destroy your erm...

                  erm...

                  knee ligaments.
                  They're pretty much fubar anyway.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    They're pretty much fubar anyway.
                    yip, that'll be all those donkey games with CM
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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