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    Pot Noodle at Work

    Ok so the office trainee thinks I’m mad:

    its all quite in the office & he just pipes up out the blue “as its quiet I’m popping out for a quick pop noodle, you can’t beat a Bombay Bad Boy” needless to say this caused a tea / keyboard violation & much spluttering: the trainee asks what wrong to which I reply “noting just stay away from the curtains” he gives me a WTF kind of look & leaves as I have a minor giggle attack.

    Just thought I would share with those who would understand
    Growing old is mandatory
    Growing up is optional

    #2
    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Ok so the office trainee thinks I’m mad:

    its all quite in the office & he just pipes up out the blue “as its quiet I’m popping out for a quick pop noodle, you can’t beat a Bombay Bad Boy” needless to say this caused a tea / keyboard violation & much spluttering: the trainee asks what wrong to which I reply “noting just stay away from the curtains” he gives me a WTF kind of look & leaves as I have a minor giggle attack.

    Just thought I would share with those who would understand
    Now, we just need to find out which cheeky cUKer started work in your office. Did you follow him to see if he went to the canteen or the toilet?
    Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
      Now, we just need to find out which cheeky cUKer started work in your office. Did you follow him to see if he went to the canteen or the toilet?
      Ye gods I hope not & now hes stinking out the office trying to convince us of the health benifits to a pot noodle!
      Growing old is mandatory
      Growing up is optional

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        #4
        hmmmmmm, jeggings.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
          Ye gods I hope not & now hes stinking out the office trying to convince us of the health benifits to a pot noodle!
          Health benifits of a pot noodle (NSFW)
          Last edited by administrator; 21 May 2010, 11:52. Reason: Pages about onanism are best labelled NSFW ;)
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
            .....office trainee.....popping out for a quick pop noodle.......beat a Bombay Bad Boy........violation & much spluttering............
            You work with MF???

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              #7
              Has anyone actually had a Pot Noodle at work??

              Surely these are the reasons for nice large disabled toilets - even come complete with the shower for after.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                You work with MF???
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                  even come complete with the shower for after.
                  WTF do you get up to?!
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Is that Maximillion?

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