Best way to dispose of a corpse

[MarillionFan]

Hypothetically speaking, lets say, you've got a body in the chest freezer in your garage.

Again hypothetically, let's say male, about 6 foot and 180lbs.

What would be the preferred way to dispose of said body without being noticed by the neighbours or getting nicked by the rozzers?

Hypothetically speaking of course...

[mudskipper]

Hypothetically speaking, lets say, you've got a body in the chest freezer in your garage.

Again hypothetically, let's say male, about 6 foot and 180lbs.

What would be the preferred way to dispose of said body without being noticed by the neighbours or getting nicked by the rozzers?

Hypothetically speaking of course...

Dissolve it in acid. You could try drizzling with balsamic vinegar.

[Drewster]

Hypothetically speaking, lets say, you've got a body in the chest freezer in your garage.

Again hypothetically, let's say male, about 6 foot and 180lbs.

What would be the preferred way to dispose of said body without being noticed by the neighbours or getting nicked by the rozzers?

Hypothetically speaking of course...

Hypothetically: If you had basic butchery skills you could chop bits off and eat it... bit by bit....
I don't think the crackling comes out too well....

[darmstadt]

Once my one got rigor mortis I painted it an off-flesh colour and stuck it in a shop window

[AtW]

I am glad you don't have a pig farm MF!

[Pogle]

I gave this a great deal of thought once .... <cough>

my favored method of death and disposal was to place victim in a vat of HYdrofloric acid and watch them as their bones dissolve

MMWWHHHaaHaa

- then just pour the gloop down the loo

"If coming in contact with human skin or bone the acid can severely burn and then decompose the bone"

ALSO spraying with liquid nitrogen , then a small tap with a hammer - and sweep the bits up

[Aion]

maybe open up a nice pie shop? ...

[AtW]

I gave this a great deal of thought once .... <cough>

I am just glad you don't have a farm with guinea pigs!

[OwlHoot]

I gave this a great deal of thought once .... <cough>

my favored method of death and disposal was to place victim in a vat of HYdrofloric acid and watch them as their bones dissolve

MMWWHHHaaHaa

- then just pour the gloop down the loo

"If coming in contact with human skin or bone the acid can severely burn and then decompose the bone"

ALSO spraying with liquid nitrogen , then a small tap with a hammer - and sweep the bits up

Hydroflouric acid in the amounts required for that would be insanely dangerous to handle, as even a small amount splashed on your skin could to be fatal, due not to the burns but a catalytic reaction discussed here.

[Drewster]

Hydroflouric acid in the amounts required for that would be insanely dangerous to handle, as even a small amount splashed on your skin could to be fatal, due not to the burns but a catalytic reaction discussed here.

Thats why Pogle resorted to stabbity-stabbity-stab - and then pleaded "I wos provoked!!"