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    Inspiration required

    Good posters of CUK, I need your suggestions.

    I'm organising a hen weekend for a very close friend. The usual hen type stuff is not our thing really, so she is v keen to steer clear of the usual L plates, condoms on her head type costume.

    I do want to come up with (among the other few idea's I've had) a witty t-shirt to put her in - but not the standard tacky tulipe.

    I'm basing her 'look' on her (much ridiculed) fondness for the paranormal. I've so far got an inflatable Ghostbusters backpack and gun.

    I would like to come up with something funny (not necessarily wedding relevant) for a t-shirt for her, based on either the Ghostbusters logo, or a piccie I've found of her holding some of those divining rods.

    I would like to - but I can't. Not a thing. No one else is coming up with anything even approaching witty either.

    I then wondered if someone here may have a flash of inspiration. So.....Help?
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Good posters of CUK, I need your suggestions.

    I'm organising a hen weekend for a very close friend. The usual hen type stuff is not our thing really, so she is v keen to steer clear of the usual L plates, condoms on her head type costume.

    I do want to come up with (among the other few idea's I've had) a witty t-shirt to put her in - but not the standard tacky tulipe.

    I'm basing her 'look' on her (much ridiculed) fondness for the paranormal. I've so far got an inflatable Ghostbusters backpack and gun.

    I would like to come up with something funny (not necessarily wedding relevant) for a t-shirt for her, based on either the Ghostbusters logo, or a piccie I've found of her holding some of those divining rods.

    I would like to - but I can't. Not a thing. No one else is coming up with anything even approaching witty either.

    I then wondered if someone here may have a flash of inspiration. So.....Help?
    You mean to say you don't fancy throwing quoits at some steroid addled stripper's chubby then?

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      #3
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Good posters of CUK, I need your suggestions.

      I'm organising a hen weekend for a very close friend. The usual hen type stuff is not our thing really, so she is v keen to steer clear of the usual L plates, condoms on her head type costume.

      I do want to come up with (among the other few idea's I've had) a witty t-shirt to put her in - but not the standard tacky tulipe.

      I'm basing her 'look' on her (much ridiculed) fondness for the paranormal. I've so far got an inflatable Ghostbusters backpack and gun.

      I would like to come up with something funny (not necessarily wedding relevant) for a t-shirt for her, based on either the Ghostbusters logo, or a piccie I've found of her holding some of those divining rods.

      I would like to - but I can't. Not a thing. No one else is coming up with anything even approaching witty either.

      I then wondered if someone here may have a flash of inspiration. So.....Help?
      Where are you planning this night of madness? I have some experience in the paranormal and have some psychic abilities.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Where are you planning this night of madness? I have some experience in the paranormal and have some psychic abilities.
        London. I don't require your presence, thanks all the same.

        @ Wurzel - Definitely not, but the image made me giggle.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          London. I don't require your presence, thanks all the same.

          @ Wurzel - Definitely not, but the image made me giggle.
          Don't worry. I wasn't offering. Your mates are all hoofahs (least thats what my spirit guide Minestrone says).

          How about some haunted pubs

          Guide to spooky & scary pubs in London for Halloween

          or a night out in Berkeley square

          50 Berkeley Square The Most Haunted House In London (walks of london)

          Though to be honest, I reckon you're enough to haunt most venues.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            1) Get MF and SAS to donate some "ectoplasm" and smear it on her T........ Nah! Maybe not...
            2) Black leggings, Black tight fitting long sleeved top... and cover her in a couple of cans of spray-on UV/Luminous paint thingies.... and maybe buy a cheap UV torch to shine on her for full effect "on demand"

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              #7
              Bring her round mine, I'll show her some astral orbs and some ectoplasm.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                1) Get MF and SAS to donate some "ectoplasm" and smear it on her T........ Nah! Maybe not...
                Bollocks, you got there first.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Bollocks, you got there first.
                  .. and you don't often get to say that!!!!

                  IGMC

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                    .. and you don't often get to say that!!!!

                    IGMC
                    Can you two stop having a race on the Mars Bar and get on with insulting someone!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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