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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAdapt or Die. Adapt or Die.
Good knowing yeh!
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Originally posted by AtW View PostYou're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say *f\/ck* that thing! Let's fight it!
Your hands scarred, down to the bone by the constant digging. The 'Hey ho, hey Ho, it's off to work we go' songs and Cosack dancing. Your knarled hands trying, trying to prise the lid off those Heinz beans. Curse this damn tin opener. Sniffing the side, fighting like dirty dogs over the last tin. Sharing 10 to a room. "No Mrs Murphy, theres' nobody in my bedsit, no, no-one here'! Dreaming, one day of escape. When that wall comes down. When the Communists give up, I'll escape. To the West. The West!!! The Land of the Free! Of Democracy! Squirrels running free, the wind in the hair. Grays, Reds!(not many of them now). I'll feed them, they'll be my friends. I'll show them. I'll show them all. One Day!! ONE DAY! GOOGLE! YOU WILL BE MINE! YOU WILL BE MINE!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Old Soviet joke
An old man comes across a long queue. He asks the man at the back "What are they giving out?"
"A kick in the balls."
"To everybody?" asks the old man, "or just to Stakhanovites?"Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostAn old man comes across a long queue. He asks the man at the back "What are they giving out?"
"A kick in the balls."
"To everybody?" asks the old man, "or just to Stakhanovites?"
For the lesser educated types (yes I mean you MF): Stakhanovite movement - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaComment
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102 tons of coal in less than 6 hours ???? Must be that horse in Animal Farm. Cue for a song.
YouTube - Tennessee ernie Ford - 16 Tonsbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post102 tons of coal in less than 6 hours ???? Must be that horse in Animal Farm. Cue for a song.
YouTube - Tennessee ernie Ford - 16 Tons
So I would suggest this 102 tons thing is of a similar nature.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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morning Threaded, up early or is the TimeMachine on the blink again?The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by chef View Postmorning Threaded, up early or is the TimeMachine on the blink again?Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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