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    Pull Ya Self Together

    Just had to console another contractor here at the office.
    He'd been evesdropping on a phone conversation going on in the office and apparently:
    "They all hate us contractors" at least thats what I thought he said he was sobbing so hard

    Hopefully he'll cheer up over the weekend. He'd planned a monopoly tournament with some friends and lost a key component to the game, luckily he found it in his wardrobe!
    Coffee's for closers

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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Just had to console another contractor here at the office.
    He'd been evesdropping on a phone conversation going on in the office and apparently:
    "They all hate us contractors" at least thats what I thought he said he was sobbing so hard

    Hopefully he'll cheer up over the weekend. He'd planned a monopoly tournament with some friends and lost a key component to the game, luckily he found it in his wardrobe!
    As J McEnroe used to say "You can't be serious".

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      #3
      Console him with a green tea and a jammy dodger.

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        #4
        <I really shouldn't..... No No don't do it Drewster....... Oh Bollix.....>

        Hey Suity! I didn't know you played Monopoly.......

        Sorry everyone
        Sorry Suity!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Clippy View Post
          Console him with a green tea and a jammy dodger.
          I see what you did there
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            #6
            Originally posted by Clippy View Post
            Console him with a green tea and a jammy dodger.
            Yeh I see what you've done there Clippy very good very clever.......

            Glances over shoulder, sees Cojak heading to the taxi...............
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              <shaggy>
              It wasn't me
              </shaggy>

              PS Seriously what a frakin bedwetter
              Last edited by suityou01; 28 May 2010, 22:15.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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