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Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.
Typical, Wilmslow has sex for the first time ever and gets a baby. Still, at least it proves he actually put it in the right place...
You're making the assumption that Wilmslow is the father.. what's to say that he actually stuck it in her ear and she then went and got laid the following day with some local ned?
Who the heck normally has ice cream for breakfast???
Well you know the saying:
A single girl goes home, looks what's in the fridge, then goes to bed.
A married girl goes home, looks what's in bed, then goes to the fridge.
Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.
Got a text saying she has had ice cream for breakfast.
This is only normal if you are expecting, surely???
Scary thought.......
A few possibilities as far as I can see.....
1) (my favourite) Wilmslow is a brilliant fiction (a view maintained despite other esteemed members being "suckered" into thinking that a "bloke" they met actually was Wilmslow)....
2) Wilmslow is real - and the naive and innocent chap is about to be (equally) suckered by a street wise and devious <cou-slapper-gh> "lady" into financing a Holiday..... Something along the lines of "Just give me £1000 Wilmsy Baby and I'll get it sorted..."
3) Wedding Bells in the near future....
4) "Ice Cream" is a euphemism along the lines of "Cream Pie"...
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