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Plea for Help with Medical Research

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    Plea for Help with Medical Research

    RESEARCH HELP REQUIRED IN U.K.

    A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.
    There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches
    while erect.

    The professor has appealed for help to continue her research.

    Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises, make themselves known over the next six weeks
    by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

    This will make it easier for the Professor and her staff to collect information during a very limited time.
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

    #2
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    RESEARCH HELP REQUIRED IN U.K.

    A professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men.
    There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches
    while erect.

    The professor has appealed for help to continue her research.

    Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises, make themselves known over the next six weeks
    by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

    This will make it easier for the Professor and her staff to collect information during a very limited time.
    I would suggest that any correlation would be with function rather than form. Brain function that is.

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      #3
      No surprise Shaun was excited by this...
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        No surprise Shaun was excited by this...
        Shaun put two flags on his car. Not sure what that signifies!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Just saw one on a taxi nr St Pauls, does this apply to all occupants or just the driver?

          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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