3 in 1: Congrats, Dumb Blondes and The Weekend.

[Gibbon]

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

[TimberWolf]

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

I take it "cuff" is a euphemism for muff?

[alreadypacked]

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

Well done that blonde

[fullyautomatix]

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

Well? How is she in bed?

[Pondlife]

1) Congrats to the Churchills, can we call you that yet CM ?

2) Dumb Blonde,

Gets home last night to find Mrs Gibbon in a right tantrum. She's a natural blonde and last night she dyed her hair 2 days before our holidays and it turned out mousy brown.

Some how it turned out to be my fault and I had to go out and by some more hair dye. Didn't help though when I informed her that without matching cuffs she wasn't coming on holiday.

3) The weekend.

Off to Tuscany on Saturday for a week, flying from Gatwick so we're having a day in London tommorrow where I'm been marched to Butler and Wilson to make up for the cuff remark.

That's got darwin award written all over it.

[cailin maith]

Thanks Gibbon

Hope she doesn't damage your wallet too much tomorrow Enjoy your holiday!!

[sasguru]

It's always a bad idea to make off the cuff remarks.

IGMC.

[Gibbon]

It's always a bad idea to make off the cuff remarks.

IGMC.

Bulter and Wilson is a fair cop compared to this harpy

BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

[TimberWolf]

Bulter and Wilson is a fair cop compared to this harpy

BBC NEWS | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

Yeah, pull the other one.

[Moscow Mule]

Yeah, pull the other one.

He's only got one left!