My mad neighbour update!

[Wilmslow]

Got a note from my local PCSO last night in the letter box.

The batty neighbour next door has been looking inside my upstairs window looking at the webcam on top of my desk that I use for skyping with claiming that I am spying on her in her garden!!

I am staggered that anyone enough can be so paranoid to contact the police over something so surreal, but, amazed that the police actually followed this up.

In the police’s defence, she was very apologetic about this and was laughing at things.

(History being that they used to bang at my door, broke the window, to the point I had to get a CCTV which caught a death threat on camera – I think knowing that the CCTV is real and the police saw this death threat has shaken them up a little!)

[sasguru]

Got a note from my local PCSO last night in the letter box.

The batty neighbour next door has been looking inside my upstairs window looking at the webcam on top of my desk that I use for skyping with claiming that I am spying on her in her garden!!

I am staggered that anyone enough can be so paranoid to contact the police over something so surreal, but, amazed that the police actually followed this up.

In the police’s defence, she was very apologetic about this and was laughing at things.

(History being that they used to bang at my door, broke the window, to the point I had to get a CCTV which caught a death threat on camera – I think knowing that the CCTV is real and the police saw this death threat has shaken them up a little!)

Don't worry Wilmslow, one of these days I'll give you a life

[threaded]

I am so glad I have rivers separating me from my neighbours.

[Doggy Styles]

Why is she picking on you, Wilmslow?

[sasguru]

Why is she picking on you, Wilmslow?

Well I had to invent a batty neighbour for dramatic purposes.

[Drewster]

Don't worry Wilmslow, one of these days I'll give you a life

Why is she picking on you, Wilmslow?

Yeah! SAS why are you picking on Wilmslow??

[doodab]

I am so glad I have rivers separating me from my neighbours.

I'm glad I have France separating me from the English.

[sasguru]

Yeah! SAS why are you picking on Wilmslow??

Can you pick on your own sockie?
I think not, you daft cretin.

[Drewster]

Can you pick on your own sockie?

Which one would you like me to pick on?

I think not.

I am incapable of thinking

you daft cretin.

Daft!! Ooooo how quaint!!

[fullyautomatix]

MineSoup has flounced off and hence SAS is bored. Time for him to dust off his Wilmslow sockie and try and generate some banter in the forum.