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    Naked bike ride

    Lots of these events happening around the country this and the following weekend.

    But from what I have gathered about the event, it mainly comprises a few middle-aged fat blokes on bikes rather than a wide selection of buxom young nubiles. I bet these are better organised on the continent.

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    Have you ever caught your nuts on the end of a saddle? Taught me the value of tight underwear.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      Have you ever caught your nuts on the end of a saddle? Taught me the value of tight underwear.
      Yes. My bike has a habit of not catching properly on the chain when I first move off (old sprockets) and it can slip quite a bit sometimes. I once squashed my nuts quite badly and it hurt for about 2 miles, it was probably the front of the saddle though.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Lots of these events happening around the country this and the following weekend.

        But from what I have gathered about the event, it mainly comprises a few middle-aged fat blokes on bikes rather than a wide selection of buxom young nubiles. I bet these are better organised on the continent.
        I wouldn't get your hopes up

        Und im Jahre 10 wird's erst richtig scheeen
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I wouldn't get your hopes up

          Und im Jahre 10 wird's erst richtig scheeen
          So it's universal then. An excuse for the old and ugly people of the world to show off.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Lots of these events happening around the country this and the following weekend.

            But from what I have gathered about the event, it mainly comprises a few middle-aged fat blokes on bikes rather than a wide selection of buxom young nubiles. I bet these are better organised on the continent.
            Oh yes.
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              Good idea - we've been thinking about ways to minimise our luggage for our Lands End to JOG ride...

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded View Post
                Oh yes.
                I tried clicking both of those words and neither of them did anything

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                  #9
                  Saw it in London last year. Mostly normal people - i.e. flabby and unappealing. But one or two gems.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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