Horse in a front garden

[Wilmslow]

I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

There is a horse chained in a front garden eating the very long grass opposite the office gates.

A goat would be better.

[suityou01]

I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

There is a horse chained in a front garden eating the very long grass opposite the office gates.

A goat would be better.

Shouldn't you be marking out the cricket pitch? Back to work lad!

[Sysman]

Goats are best off in curries. After one has eaten your neighbour's veg patch, flowers and contents of their washing line, you'll be wishing you had got a horse instead.

[threaded]

Goats eat rhododenrons too.

Though it must be said that they tend only to do it the once.

Xenophon should have made that comment.

[Paddy]

I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

There are whores chained in a front garden smoking grass opposite the office gates.

A goat would be better.

ftfy

[Sysman]

I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

Does the bird with the Basset also live in a gypsy area in Bradford?

[sasguru]

Does the bird with the Basset also live in a gypsy area in Bradford?

Don't know. Am working on it.

[doodab]

Does the bird with the Basset also live in a gypsy area in Bradford?

It seems unlikely. No self respecting gypsy would have a pure breed dog.

[mudskipper]

I work in a gypsy area in Bradford.

There is a horse chained in a front garden eating the very long grass opposite the office gates.

A goat would be better.

You want the horse to eat the goat? You're one sick puppy.

[Epiphone]

They're not gypsies if they have a garden. Gardens typically come attached to a house.

Are you sure it isn't the field next to the pub opposite the rubbish tip? Are you a Council worker, Wilmslow?