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    Man faints at wedding.

    Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding | Metro.co.uk



    He claimed he believed the cow was a young and beautiful woman, and it had seduced him with flattering compliments.
    She led him on.


    #2
    Oh come on, pull the udder one, it's got (cow)bells on.

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      #3
      I feel sorry for the cow. Drowning is not a nice way to go.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        Originally posted by threaded View Post
        I feel sorry for the cow. Drowning is not a nice way to go.
        How do you know? Did you try it or did you hear that from somebody who's done it?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

          She led him on.

          She saw him coming.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            She saw him coming.
            Surely he would have been round the back?
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Surely he would have been round the back?
              Okay, she herd him coming.

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                #8
                I can relate to this story.
                My brother-in-law married a Moose!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  I can't wait to witness their honeyMooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon !!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    #10
                    This story is a load of old bull, but it's worth milking it.
                    Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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