First aider...

[Wilmslow]

Got to go on a First Aider course and wear one of those daft bum bags.

Does life get any more depressing?

I know what I would like to put in the bum bag but think the unions would take a dim view.....

[chef]

I know what I would like to put in the bum bag but think the unions would take a dim view.....

your life memoirs?

[Wilmslow]

Better being a first aider than a bull fighter.....

BBC News - Mexican bullfighter flees from ring

[Drewster]

........
Does life get any more depressing?
.........

Your Totty would rather sleep with a fat old Bassett plus another Farty old dog (plus possibly even her Brother) than you........ and you are worried about First Aid???

[rsingh]

Your Totty would rather sleep with a fat old Bassett plus another Farty old dog (plus possibly even her Brother) than you........ and you are worried about First Aid???

Suggest a game of Doctors and Nurses. It could be a right carry on.