Should I be worried?

[doodab]

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

[Drewster]

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just like the extra two stone I'm carrying leading to blocked arteries, and an imminent heart attack - leaving me laying on the karsi floor flapping feebly in a pool of my own Tulip?

Nah! Don't worry

[doodab]

Nah! Don't worry

Maybe I shouldn't strain so hard to get them out.

[MarillionFan]

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

Is your tongue a funny colour?
Are your pupils dilated?
Do you have any itchy rashes in places you shouldn't?
Do you have a cough or a sore throat?

If none of these and you're not having a stroke, then yes, it's because you are a fat bastard.

HTH

[Jeebo72]

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

Prob HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.

[Troll]

It's quiet humid here, and I did have a few beers last night, but I don't think I should be dripping with sweat when I'm having my morning crap.

Could it be something serious or is it just the extra two stone I'm carrying?

Are you sweating getting out the number ones or twos?

[doodab]

Are you sweating getting out the number ones or twos?

Twos. I generally don't piss much until the afternoon after a night on the beer.

[MarillionFan]

Prob HIV. Google it, if you think I'm joking.

I don't know how to tell you this Mr Doodab.

[doodab]

Oh dear. I had better let the missus know.