I just can't get in there today. One has been occupied by the same person for over half an hour now. I know it's the same person because he's in there whispering to himself. Weirdo. Perhaps they should remember they are at work and shouldn't be waiting for mummy to come along and wipe their botties.
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You are obsessed with other peoples mums... it's a bit odd.Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by gricerboy View PostI just can't get in there today. One has been occupied by the same person for over half an hour now. I know it's the same person because he's in there whispering to himself. Weirdo. Perhaps they should remember they are at work and shouldn't be waiting for mummy to come along and wipe their botties.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostI hate it when you are feeling like the need for the privacy of a disabled loo, yet they are busy so you need to try to discretely crack one off in the stalls instead. That really kills off the moment.Coffee's for closersComment
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I think this repping thing is really beginning to bring up the quality of posts!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostSas, you forgot to change your login again!
Wether SAS or ANOther this GimpyBoy sockie is slipping!!!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI think this repping thing is really beginning to bring up the quality of posts!
Isn't it just?Hard Brexit now!
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Help! I'm in the toilet and there's some nutter outside standing outside waiting for me. He's been there over half an hour now. He's got a weird floppy hat on and there's a train timetable hanging in a pouch from his neck. Terrified to think what he wants to do to me! I've tried phoning the police a couple of times but the reception's not so good in here.Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostHelp! I'm in the toilet and there's some nutter outside standing outside waiting for me. He's been there over half an hour now. He's got a weird floppy hat on and there's a train timetable hanging in a pouch from his neck. Terrified to think what he wants to do to me! I've tried phoning the police a couple of times but the reception's not so good in here.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostI hate it when you are feeling like the need for the privacy of a disabled loo, yet they are busy so you need to try to discretely crack one off in the stalls instead. That really kills off the moment.Originally posted by Drewster View PostWHS
Wether SAS or ANOther this GimpyBoy sockie is slipping!!!Comment
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