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    Urgent requirement

    Looking for someone who wants to keep me in a style to which I am not accustomed.

    MUST NOT have children,ex-wives or any other dependents
    MUST be on death's doorstep with several million pounds sterling in the bank.

    Serious applicants only.
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    #2
    Originally posted by cnch View Post
    Looking for someone who wants to keep me in a style to which I am not accustomed.

    MUST NOT have children,ex-wives or any other dependents
    MUST be on death's doorstep with several million pounds sterling in the bank.

    Serious applicants only.
    Either sex obviously.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Either sex obviously.
      Open to all serious offers from either sex.

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        #4
        Originally posted by cnch View Post
        Looking for someone who wants to keep me in a style to which I am not accustomed.
        You mean let you out of the cellar?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by cnch View Post
          Open to all serious offers from either sex.
          and what are you bringing to the table?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            You mean let you out of the cellar?
            Fetch the gimp...

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              You mean let you out of the cellar?
              I don't drink wine.

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                #8
                Originally posted by cnch View Post
                I don't drink wine.
                Do you enjoy sailing?

                linky
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Fetch the gimp...
                  Gimp's sleeping.
                  Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                  threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cnch View Post
                    Looking for someone who wants to keep me in a style to which I am not accustomed.

                    MUST NOT have children,ex-wives or any other dependents
                    MUST be on death's doorstep with several million pounds sterling in the bank.

                    Serious applicants only.
                    Match, or No Match.

                    Hell, I was close. Phew!
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