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    A very sad day.

    Saw a cat being run over this morning. Three cars in front of me, the driver had no chance to act, the cat ran out of a row of gardens chasing a large rodent, straight under the wheels. Not killed instantly.

    I keep relaying it in my head; 3 seconds that seem to last for hours.

    Can't stop seeing replays.

    Think I'll have a drink or two.
    The vegetarian option.

    #2
    Sounds interesting, tell us more details...
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
      Saw a cat being run over this morning. Three cars in front of me, the driver had no chance to act, the cat ran out of a row of gardens chasing a large rodent, straight under the wheels. Not killed instantly.

      I keep relaying it in my head; 3 seconds that seem to last for hours.

      Can't stop seeing replays.

      Think I'll have a drink or two.
      That's a CATastrophe!!

      IGMC
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #4
        The poor thing puss'ed away.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          Saw a cat being run over this morning. Three cars in front of me, the driver had no chance to act, the cat ran out of a row of gardens chasing a large rodent, straight under the wheels. Not killed instantly.

          I keep relaying it in my head; 3 seconds that seem to last for hours.

          Can't stop seeing replays.

          Think I'll have a drink or two.
          Ah no. Always a worry when you are driving, but the best you can do is make sure it didn't suffer unduely. Sorry.
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            #6
            That rodent must have nine lives.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Ah no. Always a worry when you are driving, but the best you can do is make sure it didn't suffer unduely
              Exactly. Stick it in reverse and make sure.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Seen a dog getting killed once.

                Guy got out the car, no owner in sight, guy was just holding the dog with blood everywhere, never forget the look on his face, tortured.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Seen a dog getting killed once.

                  Guy got out the car, no owner in sight, guy was just holding the dog with blood everywhere, never forget the look on his face, tortured.
                  Jesus Minestrone. You saw a man torture a dog and you didn't do anything???!!! Whats wrong with you??? A video like that must be worth at least £250 on Harry Hill.

                  Call yourself a contactor! Pah.
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                    #10
                    Hit a young deer once. Fortunately, considering what its leg was like, it was killed outright.
                    bloggoth

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