Come on you chavs, great chieftains of the pudding race.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostCome on you chavs, great chieftains of the pudding race.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI thought I would translate it for you lot.
I also enjoy Burns' night every 25th and read out the poem in Scots for the benefit of the education of my kids. To be fair it's mostly the food and Whisky I enjoy but that's another story.
Welcome back btw.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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<Scratches armpit, picks nose, kicks bull terrier>
Good luck with that oh omnipotent one.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View Post<Scratches armpit, picks nose, kicks bull terrier>
Good luck with that oh omnipotent one.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSo turned on right now+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt's Brucie isn't it?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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