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    England will win the World Cup ...

    Obvious innit? England are the new Italy. They can defend a 1-0 win.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
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      #3
      That was bloody good take it to the corner flag action I thought.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Where on earth are you from?
        We're from England
        Where you come from
        Do you put the kettle on?
        Kick it
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Bonjour
        Nah Nah Nah
        Monsieur
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah
        We're England
        We're gonna score one more than you
        England!
        Can I introduce you please
        To a lump of Cheddar Cheese
        Knit one, Pearl one
        Drop one, Curl one
        Kick it
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah
        We're England
        We're gonna score one more than you
        England!
        Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
        We're off to Waterloo
        Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
        And a bucket of Vindaloo
        Bucket!
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        And we all like Vindaloo
        We're England
        We're gonna score one more than you
        England!
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        And we all like Vindaloo
        We're England
        We're gonna score one more than you
        England!
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Nah Nah Nah
        Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
        Vindaloo
        Vindaloo
        And we all like Vindaloo
        We're England
        We're gonna score one more than you
        England!!
        Fat Les - Vindaloo Lyrics

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          #5
          They don't write 'em like that anymore...................thankfully!!
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            They don't write 'em like that anymore...................thankfully!!
            Originally posted by Ally's Tartan Army
            We're on the march wi' Ally's Army,
            We're going tae the Argentine,
            And we'll really shake them up,
            When we win the World Cup,
            'Cos Scotland is the greatest football team,
            We're representing Britain,
            And we're gaunny do or die,
            England cannae dae it,
            'Cos they didnae qualify!

            We're on the march wi' Ally's Army,
            We're going tae the Argentine,
            And we'll really shake them up,
            When we win the World Cup,
            'Cos Scotland is the greatest football team,
            Originally posted by http://www.rampantscotland.com/songs/blsongs_ally.htm
            When Scotland's football (soccer) team qualified for the 1978 World Cup in Argentina (and England didn't), probably the biggest mistake manager Ally McLeod made was to talk up the chances of Scotland not only dong well, but maybe even winning the championship. The song below (there are many versions), belted out at the time, epitomises that starry-eyed view. A recording of the song by comedian Andy Cameron even made it to the Pop charts. Many of Scotland's Tartan Army of football fans even half-believed the optimism - until it all ended in tears and Scotland did not even proceed beyond the first round.
            Oh how those songs come back to haunt us, well you, actually...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Oh how those songs come back to haunt us, well you, actually...
              The songs are the least of it!!!



              We went to the World Cup Finals in 1978, and the Scottish media whipped up a storm of nationalistic hysteria, even suggesting that we might even win the Trophy. We DID actually manage to beat the eventual runners-up, but it all rather predictably ended in glorious failure.
              The difference is, we only made those mistakes once. In the intervening period England have repeated that arrogant process about 15 times!!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                The songs are the least of it!!!



                We went to the World Cup Finals in 1978, and the Scottish media whipped up a storm of nationalistic hysteria, even suggesting that we might even win the Trophy. We DID actually manage to beat the eventual runners-up, but it all rather predictably ended in glorious failure.
                The difference is, we only made those mistakes once. In the intervening period England have repeated that arrogant process about 15 times!!

                Yep, it sells papers though.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Yep, it sells papers though.
                  And a tulipload of little plastic flags that can be attached to the windows of chavmobiles!!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    And a tulipload of little plastic flags that can be attached to the windows of chavmobiles!!

                    I thought it was just me, but yes, they are very chavvy aren't they.

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