It may be a good idea to lock it in the garage on Sunday afternoon. Just in case, you know?
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Do you own a German car?
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Do you own a German car?
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostGerman cars are only owned by nasty agressive aspirant twuntsHard Brexit now!
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I used to own a Wartburg & after Euro 96 I got stopped for speeding TWICE in one day while on both occassions I was following the flow of traffic & got singled out for special treatment.Comment
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Originally posted by gricerboy View PostI used to own a Wartburg & after Euro 96 I got stopped for speeding TWICE in one day while on both occassions I was following the flow of traffic & got singled out for special treatment.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostGerman cars are only owned by nasty agressive aspirant twunts
In the rest of Europe German cars are very popular, and particularly around town in Germany those who drive them (which is most people) are generally very courteous, especially to pedestrians and cyclists. I think the fact that losing control of your temper here seems to be considered a sign of weakness and stupidity rather than virility might also have something to do with it.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostGerman cars are only owned by nasty agressive aspirant twuntsComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI've got two."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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