There is a very large lady who sits not far from my desk. She is big all over but especially "up front" if you get my drift, eh lads?
Well, to get to the point, I've heard her being referred to in a rather disparaging manner through the use of what I thought was a nickname. This nickname I heard as "Brittany Ferries" which I thought rather cruel but somewhat apt given that her gargantuan size is comparable to that of a roll on roll off (lol!) cross channel ferry. Turns out that I'm completely wrong. Her real name is, in fact, Britney Ferris - I'd just heard it wrong and drew my own conclusions. Just goes to show - truth is sometimes stranger than fiction!
Well, to get to the point, I've heard her being referred to in a rather disparaging manner through the use of what I thought was a nickname. This nickname I heard as "Brittany Ferries" which I thought rather cruel but somewhat apt given that her gargantuan size is comparable to that of a roll on roll off (lol!) cross channel ferry. Turns out that I'm completely wrong. Her real name is, in fact, Britney Ferris - I'd just heard it wrong and drew my own conclusions. Just goes to show - truth is sometimes stranger than fiction!
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