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    A little game for you

    He nods and says he understands and sometimes wiggles his head around, but each time he asks another question I realize he hasn’t understood anything he’s been told.

    Who is he and what am I trying to do?

    (clue; I am leaving for another gig next week)
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    He nods and says he understands and sometimes wiggles his head around, but each time he asks another question I realize he hasn’t understood anything he’s been told.

    Who is he and what am I trying to do?

    (clue; I am leaving for another gig next week)
    He's Bob, and you're doing a handover.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      He's Bob, and you're doing a handover.
      Game over. What an easy game.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        He nods and says he understands and sometimes wiggles his head around, but each time he asks another question I realize he hasn’t understood anything he’s been told.

        Who is he and what am I trying to do?

        (clue; I am leaving for another gig next week)
        I'd say permie. The head wobbling thing makes me think it is Bob. I suspect you are in handovers.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          He's Bob, and you're doing a handover.
          Yep.

          I would do a but I'm out of here next week.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            He nods and says he understands and sometimes wiggles his head around, but each time he asks another question I realize he hasn’t understood anything he’s been told.

            Who is he and what am I trying to do?

            (clue; I am leaving for another gig next week)
            Is your job really that hard? I thought you were just a tester
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Is your job really that hard? I thought you were just a tester
              Well I’ve never found it particularly difficult, no. I wouldn’t do it if it was.

              I once had a very difficult job doing spatial demographic modelling for a Dutch water authority; that was difficult. It was also poorly paid, so as soon as someone offered the easy option to go and test software and get a company Audi and a juicy salary (for the early 90s), I was off. Never really engaged my brains in the workplace since then, but I've not been short of cash.
              Last edited by Mich the Tester; 24 June 2010, 15:17.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Well I’ve never found it particularly difficult, no. I wouldn’t do it if it was.
                You were supposed to bite.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  He nods and says he understands and sometimes wiggles his head around, but each time he asks another question I realize he hasn’t understood anything he’s been told.

                  Who is he and what am I trying to do?

                  (clue; I am leaving for another gig next week)
                  So you've come back to the office pished and as you slurr your words the guy just nods in a bemused way.

                  The head wiggle thingy is your vision, not his head.

                  HTH

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    So you've come back to the office pished and as you slurr your words the guy just nods in a bemused way.

                    The head wiggle thingy is your vision, not his head.

                    HTH
                    No, he was wiggling his head yesterday when I was sober. He wiggles his head a lot.

                    Actually, we could do with a Bob smiley; anyone know of an Indian head wiggle smiley for our collection, or any creative person able to make one?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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