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The Official "which English town will riot first" Sweepstake

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    The Official "which English town will riot first" Sweepstake

    *Hand in hat... pulls out...*

    Southampton.

    #2
    Nah, somewhere more chavvy and/or working class. Sunderland?

    Look out for England flags on the road when driving for the next 24 hours...
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      #3
      Is anyone else pissed off by all the litter caused by those damn flags on the motorway?
      I had one hit my windscreen on Friday
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #4
        Already kicked off at my local. Some bloke bought a jug of Bock and got beaten up before he got back to his seat.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Already kicked off at my local. Some bloke bought a jug of Bock and got beaten up before he got back to his seat.
          Change your local...
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Already kicked off at my local. Some bloke bought a jug of Bock and got beaten up before he got back to his seat.
            Are you OK mate?? Shall we send flowers?

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              #7
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                #8
                Derby. Dunno why, it just popped into my head.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  Are you OK mate?? Shall we send flowers?
                  They're not bright round here. I knew I shouldn't have worn my Ralph.

                  As it happens there obviously is a fight going on down the road at the pub, judging by the shouting and subsequent sirens.

                  I love living in the city...
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Going to be a a lot of people in pubs on about 10 beers already and only had a breakfast to eat today.

                    I wonder how many Austrians will get beaten up tonight.

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