Oh that was cruel

[Sysman]

Got lots of sympathy for Engerland losing when I was the only Englishman down the pub.

Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

<Marge Proops mode>
Am I doomed in this relationship?
</Marge Proops mode>

[doodab]

Got lots of sympathy for Engerland losing when I was the only Englishman down the pub.

Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

<Marge Proops mode>
Am I doomed in this relationship?
</Marge Proops mode>

Was she fit?

[Pondlife]

WDoodabS

Chuck her half a pint of throat yoghurt and you'll feel much better.*

HTH













* just found the "divorce letter" email and needed an excuse to use the phrase.

[BA to the Stars]

Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird

So half of her went out at the group stage

[shaunbhoy]

Got lots of sympathy for Engerland losing when I was the only Englishman down the pub.

Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

<Marge Proops mode>
Am I doomed in this relationship?
</Marge Proops mode>

Tell her you are declaring war on her. She won't know whether to hit you or lay down.

HTH

[darmstadt]

Decided to leave and the first person I met outside the door was a half German half Italian bird who positively gloated. She actually ran up the street to gloat at me.

I think I might be starting a love-hate relationship here. Thank God I'm not really into footie, but it still grates.

<Marge Proops mode>
Am I doomed in this relationship?
</Marge Proops mode>

Watch out for them...soomeone I worked with some years back hooked up with one of these one evening and went back to her place. She said that she was a 'virgin' but there was a baby hidden behind a curtain and he caught crabs from her

[MaryPoppins]

* just found the "divorce letter" email and needed an excuse to use the phrase.

[MarillionFan]

I think he means he forced his wife to eat a gallon of macrobiotic Strawberry yogurt, hence the divorce!

You dodgy health freaks!

[Pondlife]

snopes.com: World's Best Divorce Letter

[MaryPoppins]

snopes.com: World's Best Divorce Letter

Will read now, wondered whether it was your divorce letter and was intrigued