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    #1

    Is it the done thing.....

    to boot your project manager in the fadge?

    She is a serious pain in the ass. Even her introduction made me cringe..

    "Hi, my name's <stoopid bitch>, and I have a prince II certificate, and that's me really"

    Is a boot in the fadge an option?
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    What's a Fadge? Is it some sort of Eastern European car?

    Edit: Quickly googled and it's a type of potatoe bread/cake..
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      You would have to ask Marrilionfan. He is the board's resident expert on these matters.

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        #4
        Sorry, I'm from up North...

        Urban Dictionary: Fadge

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          #5
          Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
          What's a Fadge? Is it some sort of Eastern European car?

          Edit: Quickly googled and it's a type of potatoe bread/cake..
          Ahhh. He must work in bakery.

          You get allsorts on here
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
            to boot your project manager in the fadge?

            She is a serious pain in the ass. Even her introduction made me cringe..

            "Hi, my name's <stoopid bitch>, and I have a prince II certificate, and that's me really"

            Is a boot in the fadge an option?
            She sounds inexperienced. If you're in luck she'll be the type who will believe anything you say, and fight your political battles for you.

            If you're unlucky, she'll blame you for EVERYTHING!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
              to boot your project manager in the fadge?

              She is a serious pain in the ass. Even her introduction made me cringe..

              "Hi, my name's <stoopid bitch>, and I have a prince II certificate, and that's me really"

              Is a boot in the fadge an option?
              No. Just tell her she needs to create a few more documents and fiddle around with MS Project Server.Hopefully that'll keep her busy for a while.
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                #8
                Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
                She sounds inexperienced. If you're in luck she'll be the type who will believe anything you say, and fight your political battles for you.

                If you're unlucky, she'll blame you for EVERYTHING!!
                Thinks it going to be the latter.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
                  She sounds inexperienced. If you're in luck she'll be the type who will believe anything you say, and fight your political battles for you.

                  If you're unlucky, she'll blame you for EVERYTHING!!
                  Or get in there first by waiting for you in a quiet corridor, grabbing you by the nads and twisting.

                  Hard.
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    Or get in there first by waiting for you in a quiet corridor, grabbing you by the nads and twisting.

                    Hard.
                    Why? You PM'ing again Cojak?

                    Ooooo. Nipple twist!
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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