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    #1

    Question Time - Ye Gods!!!

    Where the Fook did they get tonight's panel members from? It looks like they have rounded up the Costume and Make-up department from the Muppet Show!!!

    How can anyone take them seriously.............or are we not supposed to?

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”
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    #2
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Where the Fook did they get tonight's panel members from? It looks like they have rounded up the Costume and Make-up department from the Muppet Show!!!

    How can anyone take them seriously.............or are we not supposed to?

    Erm. No.

    Next weeks panel

    Zippy - DNA Database is Bad m'ok Party
    Drewster - Show us yer tits Popular Front
    SY01 - The Beaver Liberation Army
    Minestrone - Hang 'em, Flog 'em and Send 'em all South Party
    Gonzo - 'nuff said Party
    Zeity - Death to all Humans Coalition
    MF -Liberal Democrat
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
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      #3
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Erm. No.

      Next weeks panel

      Zippy - DNA Database is Bad m'ok Party
      Drewster - Show us yer tits Popular Front
      SY01 - The Beaver Liberation Army
      Minestrone - Hang 'em, Flog 'em and Send 'em all South Party
      Gonzo - 'nuff said Party
      Zeity - Death to all Humans Coalition
      MF -Liberal Democrat
      You forgot

      sasguru - The Incredibly Dense Alliance
      gricerboy - The Puffing Billy Boys
      Supreme Spod - Lentils, Sandals, and Treehugging Brigade
      AtW - PotNoodlers Cooperative Party
      SofaKingdom - Hunky-Tennis-Heartthrob Reacharound Massive

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #4
        D'oh
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Erm. No.

          Next weeks panel

          Zippy - DNA Database is Bad m'ok Party
          Drewster - Show us yer tits Popular Front
          SY01 - The Beaver Liberation Army
          Minestrone - Hang 'em, Flog 'em and Send 'em all South Party
          Gonzo - 'nuff said Party
          Zeity - Death to all Humans Coalition
          MF -Liberal Democrat
          When the bloody hell did I become a liberal!!

          I caught the last minute and noticed that stupid women who looks like a 99 Ice Cream with 100's and thousands was on. She works with under privileged children, obviously stemming from her own Misplaced Childhood as a poor orphan.

          Born in Tehran to prosperous Iranian parents (her mother was half Belgian), Batmanghelidjh was sent to Sherborne School For Girls (now known as Sherborne Girls') an independent school in Dorset, England. The Iranian Revolution brought turmoil to the Batmanghelidjh family: her father, the physician Fereydoon Batmanghelidj, was jailed, but Camila maintained her place at school despite a lack of funds.

          Or maybe not!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            When the bloody hell did I become a liberal!!

            I caught the last minute and noticed that stupid women who looks like a 99 Ice Cream with 100's and thousands was on. She works with under privileged children, obviously stemming from her own Misplaced Childhood as a poor orphan.

            Widow Twankey is a female character in the pantomime Aladdin. The character is a pantomime dame, portrayed by a man; and is a comic foil to the principal boy, Aladdin – played by a female actor.
            FTFY
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              I've met some stunningly attractive Iranian ladies.

              She ain't one of them.
              She has all the sex appeal of Christopher Biggins........yet with more facial hair!!

              Never seen anyone that ugly before with only one head!

              “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                #8
                She looks like she's trying to wear all her clothes at once!

                I had to stop watching. That trog at the end was annoying me the way she waved her arms about as she spoke - like a femail (just) Magnus Pyke (or was it Pike)
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  She looks like she's trying to wear all her clothes at once!

                  Ah, that explains it. She has been in threaded's faulty time machine and is now having to live on a time line where it's, say, now, 6 hours ago, next Tuesday around 8pm and the early hours of some dodgy party from her student days. I'm glad it happens to other people too.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    You forgot

                    sasguru - The Incredibly Dense Alliance
                    gricerboy - The Puffing Billy Boys
                    Supreme Spod - Lentils, Sandals, and Treehugging Brigade
                    AtW - PotNoodlers Cooperative Party
                    SofaKingdom - Hunky-Tennis-Heartthrob Reacharound Massive

                    Hey! Just because I won't kill you doesn't mean I can't.

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