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suityou01
3rd July 2010, 18:42
entertain me you lot :suicide:

wingnut
3rd July 2010, 18:47
entertain me you lot :suicide:

Thanks for sharing that. Fook me you're quite dull aren't you. It's saturday night and you can find nothing better to do than bore us on here.

Now I'm bored. :tantrum:

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 18:49
Thanks for sharing that. Fook me you're quite dull aren't you. It's saturday night and you can find nothing better to do than bore us on here.

Now I'm bored. :tantrum:

easy there noob. I have form on here you know. Ask Sasguru. :D

SY02 is out on the tiles (well deserved) and I am babysitting. I really am no good in my own company. :emb

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 19:08
easy there noob. I have form on here you know. Ask Sasguru. :D

SY02 is out on the tiles (well deserved) and I am babysitting. I really am no good in my own company. :emb

My other half is out as well for the evening. Fancy some banter?

Drewster
3rd July 2010, 19:18
My other half is out as well for the evening. Fancy some banter?

:tumble:
Oi Suity! Thats a bit rude!!! MF made a perfectly polite offer..........

MF C'mon then put em up :ladybags::ladybags:

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 19:28
:tumble:
Oi Suity! Thats a bit rude!!! MF made a perfectly polite offer..........

MF C'mon then put em up :ladybags::ladybags:

I was only joking. I'm off to read a Unix manual.

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 19:33
I was only joking. I'm off to read a Unix manual.

Hold a wooden ruler under each line, and mouth the words.

HTH BIDI :tongue

Drewster
3rd July 2010, 19:33
I was only joking. I'm off to read a Unix manual.

Don't tell me.... even though you've read it twice and there are three chapters missing its still more interesting that Suity!!

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 19:35
Don't tell me.... even though you've read it twice and there are three chapters missing its still more interesting that Suity!!

I've got a blank A4 pad in front of me.

Even that makes a more interesting read than a Suityou post.:eyes

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 19:37
Don't tell me.... even though you've read it twice and there are three chapters missing its still more interesting that Suity!!

I have hidden depths you know, am a considerate lover, can cook, play the comb and paper, and have numerous phobias and complexes. All in all, quite a catch. :wink

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 19:37
I've got a blank A4 pad in front of me.

Even that makes a more interesting read than a Suityou post.:eyes

lined or unlined? :confused:

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 19:38
I have hidden depths you know, am a considerate lover, can cook, play the comb and paper, and have numerous phobias and complexes. All in all, quite a catch. :wink

Yeah. Like gonorrhea.
:eyes

wingnut
3rd July 2010, 19:39
lined or unlined? :confused:

doesn't matter, he's drawn "speed-cocks" all over it. :rolleyes:

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 19:40
doesn't matter, he's drawn "speed-cocks" all over it. :rolleyes:

I have indeed. It looks like this!

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suityou01
3rd July 2010, 19:42
I bet I'm not as boring as this Spain v Paraguay game :tired

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 19:47
I bet I'm not as boring as this Spain v Paraguay game :tired

Actually you are. I think I'm going to watch that 1st and then do the Unix manual after.

Toodles Billy.:wave:

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 19:49
Actually you are. I think I'm going to watch that 1st and then do the Unix manual after.

Toodles Billy.:wave:

It's ok, your mum's coming round to keep me company ;)

Boudica
3rd July 2010, 20:25
I have hidden depths you know, am a considerate lover, can cook, play the comb and paper, and have numerous phobias and complexes. All in all, quite a catch. :wink


you might be mistaking us with match.com we are not keen to date you

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 20:35
Watch this, and wait for the surprise ending.......

http://www.bobtheserver.com/pages/henchmen/deadpool.gif

lovin the hoff :laugh

Zippy
3rd July 2010, 20:55
lovin the hoff :laugh

Nooooooooooooo!

Drewster
3rd July 2010, 21:05
Nooooooooooooo!

WZS!

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 21:15
WZS!

fook off you two, grew up on this stuff


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo8Qls0HnWo

Hoff rocks. End of. :tantrum:

Zippy
3rd July 2010, 21:21
fook off you two, grew up on this stuff

Hoff rocks. End of. :tantrum:

That explains so much ...

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 21:25
That explains so much ...

Presumably more of a street hawk gal :laugh


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCItnKrXvMM

Clippy
3rd July 2010, 21:51
I'll see your pimped up scooter with a military class copter!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBnGD4zHIE4&feature=related

d000hg
3rd July 2010, 22:31
Watch this, and wait for the surprise ending.......

http://www.bobtheserver.com/pages/henchmen/deadpool.gifBeen watching for ages, it just keeps looping :frown

Yes, I KNOW!

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 22:33
Been watching for ages, it just keeps looping :frown

Yes, I KNOW!

Eventually you fall over on the floor, pissed and eating a burger. Next thing your kids have posted the video on Youtube.:eyes

d000hg
3rd July 2010, 22:36
I could go for a burger.

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 22:37
I could go for a burger.

Spare a thought for SY01. He's home alone and theres a burglar at the window.

WHAT! was that noise. Shhhhhhh.

WHAT! was that squeak. Shhhhhhh!

I hope the wife comes home soon......

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 22:41
Spare a thought for SY01. He's home alone and theres a burglar at the window.

WHAT! was that noise. Shhhhhhh.

WHAT! was that squeak. Shhhhhhh!

I hope the wife comes home soon......

You're mum fended them off. She's a powerful lady :D

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 22:42
You're mum fended them off. She's a powerful lady :D

My mum's dead. But thanks anyway.

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 22:46
My mum's dead. But thanks anyway.

Ah. Why all the yo mamma jokes then? :confused:

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 22:48
Ah. Why all the yo mamma jokes then? :confused:

Dont worry about it.

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 22:51
Dont worry about it.

I really wasn't, I just wondered why you crack all the yo mumma jokes, if you are sensitive about it.

doodab
3rd July 2010, 23:01
WHAT! was that noise. Shhhhhhh.

WHAT! was that squeak. Shhhhhhh!



It could be a fox.

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 23:12
It could be a fox.

Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....

Zippy
3rd July 2010, 23:14
Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....

Now that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation now :frown

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 23:19
Now that's an image to conjure with. I'm disliking prestedigitation now :frown

on Saturday nights can we impose a 3 syllable limit? :eyes

MarillionFan
3rd July 2010, 23:20
defenestration

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 23:22
defenestration

bless you :laugh

Zippy
3rd July 2010, 23:44
defenestration

I feel this is a punishment that should be making a comeback. Them Italians had a few good ideas.

suityou01
3rd July 2010, 23:47
I feel this is a punishment that should be making a comeback. Them Italians had a few good ideas.

starting with the England football team? :eyes

Zippy
3rd July 2010, 23:50
starting with the England football team? :eyes

Yep - a good start. The Swiss Re building springs to mind.

suityou01
4th July 2010, 00:07
Death by gherkin? :eek:

:eek:

http://www.copyright-free-pictures.org.uk/london-england/gherkin.jpg

Zippy
4th July 2010, 00:13
:eek:

http://www.copyright-free-pictures.org.uk/london-england/gherkin.jpg

You're not thinking about chucking them out of the window are you? Tsk, tsk.

Gonzo
4th July 2010, 00:23
You're not thinking about chucking them out of the window are you? Tsk, tsk.I never went in there but I suspect those windows are quite difficult to open. :rolleyes:

I did work in one office where someone chucked themself off the roof though. :(

suityou01
4th July 2010, 00:30
I never went in there but I suspect those windows are quite difficult to open. :rolleyes:

I did work in one office where someone chucked themself off the roof though. :(

So did Mich IIRC :ind

d000hg
4th July 2010, 00:35
Digging up my mum, and dragging her through Suityou's cat flap. Waiting, waiting under his bed, for the smell of urine.....Mental images of your dead mum's catflap...