A question for the boys

[suityou01]

SY02 went on a hen do last night in town (hence last night's boredom). Apparently it was at a club called "Carwash" in Old St.

She was not expecting the strip show. In her words "there were hung like horses, I've never seen one so big"



SY01 is feeling extremely average, and she sensed this, and said that it was not attractive, rather blooming scary.

So, to the panel, would any of you challenge these circus freaks? Honestly

[doodab]

Sorry, are you asking how big our knobs are?

[centurian]

SY01 is feeling extremely average, and she sensed this, and said that it was not attractive, rather blooming scary.

When she catches you drooling at a pair of EE's strutting past - you probably say something like "they're not attractive" either to put her at ease. Are you telling the truth ?

[doodab]

Presumably it must have been hard for her to gauge it properly?

[Zippy]

She was not expecting the strip show. In her words "there were hung like horses, I've never seen one so big"

I'd find it slightly more worrying that she'd been staring at horses

[MarillionFan]

Mines big enough to fill a pram. Nuff said.

[norrahe]

Mines big enough to fill a pram. Nuff said.

You talking about your ego again?

[MarillionFan]

You talking about your ego again?

Pram. Nah. Need a large lorry for that one toots!

[Drewster]

Oh..... Suity..... Suity..... Suity.....

This is SOOO wrong on SOOO many levels......

SY02 only told you about the strip club cos she got up to some "naughtyness"..... and by telling you about being there she hopes you won't react too much when her mates start making jokes about "Donkey Dong vs Little Suity" next time they are round......

Then when she realised you were so insecure about your tackle she tried to back off a bit with the old "but Suity you know size doesn't matter.... it was too big.... I wouldn't want one of those near me... etc etc"

And now you start a thread presumably wanting "us" to tell you that you don't have a little nob... or at least to say that we have little nobs too....

Whats the best that can happen???? MF and Mini now have enough ammo to torment you for.... well forever.....

Why do you do it???

[MarillionFan]

Oh..... Suity..... Suity..... Suity.....

This is SOOO wrong on SOOO many levels......

SY02 only told you about the strip club cos she got up to some "naughtyness"..... and by telling you about being there she hopes you won't react too much when her mates start making jokes about "Donkey Dong vs Little Suity" next time they are round......

Then when she realised you were so insecure about your tackle she tried to back off a bit with the old "but Suity you know size doesn't matter.... it was too big.... I wouldn't want one of those near me... etc etc"

And now you start a thread presumably wanting "us" to tell you that you don't have a little nob... or at least to say that we have little nobs too....

Whats the best that can happen???? MF and Mini now have enough ammo to torment you for.... well forever.....

Why do you do it???

Naughtyness!!

Do you think SY02 is going to turn up on one of those 'party' sites?

Cuckold nastiness.